No one has forgotten Lonesome Dove, and it ain’t
likely anyone ever will. But I re-read (or more precisely re-listened to) it
recently, and discovered a few things I'd forgotten.
Remember when there were shops specializing in
renting audiobooks on cassette? Yeah, there really were such places, some
twenty-odd years ago. That’s when and where I came upon a copy of the
unabridged reading of this book by Lee Horsley. Yeah, I’m talking about the
Archie Goodwin-Matt Houston-Guns of Paradise Lee Horsley, who I didn’t
especially like on TV, but who did a masterful job with this novel. It stuck in
my brain ever since as the perfect marriage of narrator to book, and I’ve been
hankering for another listen ever since.
Well, I finally got one, and I’m pleased to report
it’s still every bit as good as I remembered. And while Horsley’s narration
makes it shine, the real star of the book is Larry McMurtry’s prose. I have to
say that word-for-word, the first half of this novel is one of the most
entertaining reads I’ve ever had.
Point of view shifts quickly, often from one
paragraph to the next, introducing us to a huge cast of outrageously
captivating characters. Each has his own cockeyed world view, and many of the
lines are laugh-out-loud funny. McMurtry keeps the yuks coming through most of
the first half, leaving me agog with envy.
But somewhere in the middle, things turn serious.
McMurtry’s West is a grim and deadly place, and the further our cast of
characters stray from Lonesome Dove, the grimmer and deadlier it gets. The new
characters we meet are dumber and duller, and the older ones stop having fun.
Point of view shifts much slower, and we’re stuck with dumb, dull folks for way
too long. That’s when a lot of people start dying, while others are subjected
to such misery they wish they could die (and I was rooting for them to hurry up
and do it).
This is still a great novel, of course. There’s a
reason it won a Pulitzer Prize. And while I’d like it better if the humor of
the first half filled the whole book, chances are it would now be largely
forgotten, rather than the cornerstone of a franchise that spawned three more
novels, more TV miniseries than I can count and at least couple of regular TV
series.
So I
think everyone should read it. Or better yet, listen to it, if you’re lucky
enough to score the Horsley version. Just don’t be surprised when it turns your
smile upside down.