When I posted these Bill Crider Blog-O-Books last January, I wasn't playing fair. I didn't tell you they were 100% phony. Most of you caught on anyway, of course, but the truth is I still think these would make great books, and all Bill (or some industrious editor) would have to do is scroll through his blog and pick out the choicest bits to fill each volume. And . . . I'll be pleased to donate this classy cover art and back cover hype free of charge. What do you say, publishers? Are you ready to rumble?
Poor, poor Paris. Crider needs to go easy on that lass.
ReplyDeleteWait a second. Are you sure I didn't write these?
ReplyDeleteI remember these. I love the cover art (especially the Keep Off His Lawn), but the testimonials on the back covers are priceless. Great work.
ReplyDeleteWonderful! Love them.
ReplyDeleteI especially like "and Stay off his lawn."
ReplyDeleteMe too. ! is. er.. stay off!
ReplyDeleteSounds like we have another I, Libertine in the works, in which the book follows the word of mouth. Great stuff.
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