This piece appeared in the July 15, 1927 issue of The Saturday Review of Literature.
Poor Scotland Yard!
FALSE FACE By SYDNEY HORLER. New York: George H. Doran
Company. 1926. $2.
THE BENSON MURDER CASE. By S. S. VAN DINE. New York: Charles
Scribner's Sons. 1926. $2.
THE MALARET MYSTERY By OLGA HARTLEY. Boston: Small, Maynard
& Company. 1926. $2.
SEA FOG By J. S. FLETCHER. New York: Alfred A. Knopf. 1926.
$2.
THE MASSINGHAM BUTTERFLY By J. S. FLETCHER. Boston: Small,
Maynard & Company. 1926. $2.
Reviewed by DASHIELL HAMMETT
In some years of working for private detective agencies in
various cities I came across only one fellow sleuth who would confess that he
read detective stories. "I eat 'em up," this one said without shame.
"When I'm through my day's gum-shoeing I like to relax; I like to get my
mind on something that's altogether different from the daily grind; so I read
detective stories."
He would have liked "False Faces;" it is different
from any imaginable sort of day's work. Scotland Yard promises to
"safeguard the safety" (page 29, if you think I spoof) of an American
inventive genius who has business with the British government. Arrayed against
him and it is a medley of scoundrels—a "shuddersome" Communist with
"a smile that revolted," a hyphenated "brute-beast" of a
German, a Russian Baron who has "the air of a world cosmopolitan,"
and so on, including a nameless skeptic who doubts that a certain blueprint is
an original drawing. Everybody moves around a good deal, using trains,
motorcycles, automobiles, airplanes, submarines, secret passages, sewers, and
suspended ropes. Most of the activity seems purposeless, but in the end dear
old England is saved once more from the Bolshevists.
I don't think it will stay saved unless something is done to
Scotland Yard. It is, if this evidence is to be believed, a scandalously
rattle-brained organization: trivialities are carefully guarded while grave
secrets are given out freely; no member ever knows what his coworkers are up to.
But we aren't in a position to criticize our cousins: here in the same book is
an American Secret Service operative occupied with stolen necklaces and red
plots, when he should be home guarding presidents, or chasing counterfeiters,
or performing some of the other duties of his department, and in "The
Benson Murder Case" the New York police and district attorney are not a
bit less haphazard.
Alvin Benson is found sitting in a wicker chair in his
living room, a book still in his hand, his legs crossed, and his body
comfortably relaxed in a lifelike position. He is dead. A bullet from an Army
model Colt .45 automatic pistol, held some six feet away when the trigger was
pulled, has passed completely through his head. That his position should have
been so slightly disturbed by the impact of such a bullet at such a range is
preposterous, but the phenomenon hasn't anything to do with the plot, so don't,
as I did, waste time trying to figure it out. The murderer's identity becomes
obvious quite early in the story. The authorities, no matter how stupid the
author chose to make them, would have cleared up the mystery promptly if they
had been allowed to follow the most rudimentary police routine. But then what
would there have been for the gifted Vance to do?
This Philo Vance is in the Sherlock Holmes tradition and his conversational manner is that of a high-school girl who has been studying the foreign words and phrases in the back of her dictionary. He is a bore when he discusses art and philosophy, but when he switches to criminal psychology he is delightful. There is a theory that any one who talks enough on any subject must, if only by chance, finally say something not altogether incorrect. Vance disproves this theory: he manages always, and usually ridiculously, to be wrong. His exposition of the technique employed by a gentleman shooting another gentleman who sits six feet in front of him deserves a place in a How to be a detective by mail course.
To supply this genius with a field for his operations the
author has to treat his policemen abominably. He doesn't let them ask any
questions that aren't wholly irrelevant. They can't make inquiries of anyone
who might know anything. They aren't permitted to take any steps toward
learning whether the dead man was robbed. Their fingerprint experts are
excluded from the scene of the crime. When information concerning a mysterious
box of jewelry accidentally bobs up everybody resolutely ignores it, since it
would have led to a solution before the three-hundredth page.
Mr. Van Dine doesn't deprive his officials of every liberty, however: he generously lets them compete with Vance now and then in the expression of idiocies. Thus Heath, a police detective-sergeant, says that any pistol of less than .44 calibre is too small to stop a man, and the district attorney, Markham, displays an amazed disinclination to admit that a confession could actually be false. This Markham is an outrageously naïve person: the most credible statement in the tale is to the effect that Markham served only one term in this office. The book is written in the little-did-he-realize style.
"The Malaret Mystery" has to do with a death in Morocco. The reader is kept in rural England and the clues are brought to him through two or three or more hands. The result is a tiresomely slow and rambling story altogether without suspense, but this method does keep the solution concealed until the very last from those readers who have forgotten the plot, which is an old friend in not very new clothes. The motivation, if you are interested in that sort of thing, is pretty dizzy.
"Sea Fog," in spite of its rather free use of
happenstance, is by far the best of this group. To the coast of Sussex comes a
boy bound for the sea. In a deserted mill he spies on Kest and his map, in the
morning fog he sees Kest killed, in the days that follow he sees more dead men.
If toward the end these dead men turn up with almost mechanical regularity, Mr.
Fletcher's skill keeps it from being too monotonous a process. But even that
skill doesn't quite suffice to make the forced ending plausible. Poor old
Scotland Yard is put up to silly tricks again. However, "Sea Fog"
offers more than two hundred decidedly interesting pages.
Most of the fifteen stories in "The Massingham
Butterfly" deal with crime in its milder forms. They are all mild stories,
some of them obviously written long ago. There is no especial reason for
anyone's reading them.
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Pretty cool. I might consider reading Sea Fog if a copy fell in my lap.
ReplyDeleteI thought about doing a review of your re-view of these reviews, but I went cross-eyed. Seriously, thanks for sharing the insight from the Old Master, man.
ReplyDeleteWonderful! Hilarious. Thanks for posting.
ReplyDeleteRefreshing, calls a spade a spade, I think.
ReplyDeleteIf he hadn't made it as a fiction writer, Hammett would've made an excellent columnist.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see Dash and I agree on the van Dine book.
ReplyDeleteAlways interesting to read anything Hammett wrote. Many thanks for finding these.
ReplyDeleteHe -- oh, columnist, right.
ReplyDeleteI read the van dine book and looked up its author just on the strength of Hammett's review. Not only is it as silly as he says, but the author is a poser, and so is his creation, assuming all kinds of knowledge he does not have. If you want that kind of thing, read Sayer's Peter Wimsey stories; she is genuinely knowing about what she writes. Also, I think the detection makes sense. Van Dine, on the other hand, fancied himself as some kind of Nietzechean superman and created a hero to match, never mind if his deductions hold water or not.
Here is another, very brief contemporary review by Ogden Nash:
Philo Vance
Needs a kick in the pance
I am no Nash but I can try:
When Dashiell Hammett
Saw shoddy work, he'd slam it
Thanks for posting this. I see Hammett did four more reviews for that magazine in the first half of 1927. Till they are printed, I must print them out and put them in my library.