He slowed down so that he
could match her eager thrusting, moving with her until he could feel the
pent-up flow ready to burst its dam.
“Now,” he said, releasing
her hips, and she gyrated like a snake on a griddle. (pg. 30-31)
Fargo exploded inside her, gushing hot bursts, one after the
other like cannon fire. (pg. 31)
She broke the kiss and started to whoop.
“YeeeeeHaaaaaaw! YeeeeeHaaaaaaw!” (pg. 62)
“YeeeeeHaaaaaaw!
YeeHaw! YeeHaw! YeeHaw!” (pg. 63)
He felt a tremendous pressure building in him.. It seemed to
start in his toes and work its way all the way up his legs, which tightened
like a bowstring. (pg. 64)
“YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!” (pg. 65)
Fargo saw that her breasts were even bigger than he thought,
standing high and proud, with their erect nipples pointing straight at him like
bullets. (pg. 90)
She immediately moved her hand from herself to his erection,
which was already standing at attention like a soldier on parade. (pg. 91)
“You could use that for a club if you got in a brawl,” Angel
said. (pg. 91)
His rampant erection
jutted out in front of him like a spear, and Angel took it in both hands. (pg. 92)
Fargo was just at the point of explosion when Angel suddenly
became still. He thought for an instant that he might have hurt her shoulder,
but it wasn’t that. It was only the calm before the tornado struck. She bucked
under him like an unbroken pony. (pg. 92)
“Even after all that just happened to us, you’re still stiff
as a fence post.” (pg. 116)
He was about at his own limit, and when she started yelling,
he shot into her, bucking up off the bottom of the pool with each volley.
“YeeeeeHaaaaaaw! YeeeeeHaaaaaaw!" (pg. 117)
Now THAT'S writing.
ReplyDeleteYeeeeeHaaaaaaw!
ReplyDeleteI've read a few of these as a grown up, the ones written by friends of mine. I read a few when I was a teenager for other reasons.
ReplyDeleteIs it public knowledge who had the joy of writing this one?
ReplyDeleteI don't know how public it is, Todd. I know who wrote it, but I'm keeping the info in my pocket for blackmail purposesi
ReplyDeleteSounds like "The Coxeman" (remember those?) rewritten in Western format.
ReplyDeleteSo, this book is about gardening, right? I hope they get those burst hoses repaired so the plants don't wilt in the heat.
ReplyDeleteI think Max Allan Collins wrote this installment. He's used the "nipples like bullets" in the Quarry and Heller books.
ReplyDeleteI do remember the Coxeman series. Never read one, but I'm sure they were fine literature.
ReplyDeleteYes, Rick, this is all about gardening. The Yee-Haw is a species of plant, I believe.
Fine guess, Brian, but Max is innocent (at least of this).
It took a bit of work, but now I know.
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Jerry. I believe the author, for semi-legal reasons, would prefer to remain anonymous.
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