Friday, January 21, 2011

FRIDAY'S FORGOTTEN BOOKS (All of Them), PLUS The Heart of Ahriman - an unpublished classic by Bill Crider & Charlotte Laughlin!

Artist's conception of possible cover.

This week, I have the honor to substitute for Patti Abbott and keep tabs on today's collection of Forgotten Books. So before I tell you about the The Heart of Ahriman, here are the links . . .

First, the Forgotten Book reviews that were up before I hit the sack Thursday night, and the ones I've so far discovered on Friday. I'll be updating the list, adding to this post throughout the day:
Kerrie Smith - The Colour of Blood by Brian Moore
Paul Bishop - Shake Him Till He Rattles/It's Cold Out There by Malcolm Braly
Randy Johnson - War Whoop and Battle Cry edited by Brian Garfield
Martin Edwards - Half-Mast Murder by Milward Kennedy
Ed Gorman - The Innocent Mrs. Duff by Elizabeth Sanxay Holding
Joe Barone - The Last Days of Ptolemy Grey by Walter Mosly
Scott Cupp - Webb's Weird Wild West by Don Webb
Jerry House - Arts Unknown: The Life and Art of Lee Brown Coye
George Kelley - Another Bullshit Night in Suck City by Nick Flynn
Ron Scheer - Overland Red by H.H. Knibbs
P.M. - Angel's Ransom by David Dodge
Paul Brazill - The Mexican Tree Duck by James Crumley
James Reasoner - Station Six - Sahara by Michael Avallone
Eric Peterson - The Trailsman No. 248 - Six-Gun Justice by Jon Sharpe
Bill Crider - Cases by Joe Gores
B.V. Lawson - Lonelyheart 4122 by Colin Watson
Kevin Tipple - Hose Monkey by Tony Spinosa
Todd Mason - Best from F&SF 5th Series edited by A. Boucher, Best Detective Stories of the Year edited by A.J. Hubin, O. Henry Awards 1962 edited by R. Poirier
K.A. Laity - Jane Quiet by K.A. Laity & Elena Steier
Richard L. Pangburn - Dogs of God by Pinkney Benedict

Next, here are links to some of the other usual suspects. I'll try to keep an eye on them throughout the day, adding title and author info as their posts appear (or not).
Mike Dennis
Cullen Gallagher
Steve Lewis
Russel D. McLean
Juri Nummelin
David Rachels

If I've missed anyone, please let me know by commenting here or shooting me an email. Thanks!

Now, as to The Heart of Ahriman. It's not really a book. Yet. But it is a hell of a good novel, and the manuscript has been lurking in the shadows for 30 years, so I think it's about time it was unleashed upon the world.

It reached me like this: Some years back Bill Crider mentioned he'd co-authored a novel he referred to as "Robert E. Howard Fights Back from the Grave." I said I wanted to read it. (Jeez, who wouldn't??) I soon got an email saying Be careful what you ask for. The manuscript was attached. I promptly printed it up and set it aside for reading. Next thing I knew several years had passed and I found it in a box. This time I resolved to read it quick, before it vanished again. So I did.

Well. Bill and co-author Charlotte Laughlin did a great job. I was hooked on page 1. The story opens with a prologue taking us back to 1936, on what was previously believed to be Howard's last day on earth. Then we vault into 1978 to meet one of our two protagonists, a puritanical old man named Caleb Zerbe. Zerbe is tall and thin, wears a floppy hat and carries a walking stick with certain mystical powers. Sound familiar? Yep, he's sort of a modern day version of Solomon Kane.

Zerbe is seeking the ancient jewel of power known as The Heart of Ahriman, and he's not the only one. A gang of bad guys are after it too. Zerbe's goal is to destroy the Heart before it can inflict more evil on the world. The other guys are big fans of evil, and plan to take the Heart for a test drive.

Zerbe's quest takes him to fabled Cross Plains, Texas, where we meet our other protagonist, a young small town reporter named Jim Celis. (Jim, I'm pretty sure, is a reasonable facsimile of the 1978 model Bill Crider.)  Anyway, the Howard boom of the 70s is in full swing, and Jim's assignment is to dig up some new info from the locals and write an article on old Robert E. On the way, he's drawn into a junk yard and drives out with a 1935 Chevrolet. He doesn't know it yet, but the car's previous owner was REH himself.

The Heart of Ahriman, as you Howardians know, played a big part in the novel Hour of the Dragon. A gang of conspirators use it to resurrect the ancient sorcerer Xaltotun, seeking his help in kicking Conan off the throne of Aquilonia. Jim and Zerbe are convinced Howard had come into possession of the Heart and learned its secrets. So when they find it, they dig up Howard's grave and lay it on his chest, in hopes he has the knowledge to help them destroy it.

Much coolness ensues. This is a great adventure story, and it's a real treat seeing REH running around with Jim and Zerbe as they attempt to stop the bad guys. Howard's character is everything you'd expect: likeable, fearless, loyal and amused at life. In true Howard fashion, the tale takes us to ancient ruins, where we encounter a princess, a giant serpent and an unhealthy dose of sorcery. And, of course, the story comes to a roaring finish.

If any of this sounds familiar, you may have read the brief except published in the 2006 anthology, Cross Plains Universe (reviewed last week by George Kelley). The excerpt, retitled "The Stone of Namirha" to avoid conflict with Howard rights-holders, features only the resurrection and the introduction of the reborn REH. It's comprised of chapters 15-17 of the manuscript, and is really a very small part of the story. The complete novel runs 40 chapters.

It's time this baby saw the light of day!

Next week, Forgotten Books will be hosted by Kerrie Smith.


Deka Black said...

I want, no, i NEED to read the whole story.i mean. What fan of Robert E. Howarddoesn't want to see him not writing but living the kind of stories he wrote?

Randy Johnson said...

We can only hope for that "light of day."

Jerry House said...

Somewhere out there, there should be a publisher with enough sense and human decency to bring this out...please!

Taranaich said...

I've always been very wary of Howard appearing in fiction since "Gilgamesh in the Outhouse" and that book whose name I can't recall that accidentally gives the Howard house a second floor.

That said, I'd love to be pleasantly surprised.

Unknown said...

Thanks for the kind words. If it weren't for dealing with the rights stuff, the book would probably emerge into the light. As it is, probably not. Sure was fun to write, though.

Unknown said...

P. S. That's a great cover.

Paul D Brazill said...

Hi mate,
I've got one up!

George said...

Evan, you are a GREAT host for FORGOTTEN BOOKS! Of course, we should expect that from the Robert L. Fish Award winner. Great minds think alike: I just asked Bill Crider a couple weeks ago to send me THE HEART OF AHRIMAN. I just printed it out this week (all 322 pages!) and I'm going to read it as soon as I ship the last issue of MAZES out to Art Scott today.

Kevin R. Tipple said...

Got mine up and it is on HOSE MONKEY by Tony Spinosa.


Todd Mason said...'s now possible to treat an historical figure, like Howard, as if he was a copyrighted or trademarked figure? Insane.

Suddenly Laughlin and Crider's book is about a writerly fellow named Howard Roberts...

C. Margery Kempe said...

I think that's a great suggestion, Todd! Surely that would work. You'd have tons of folks delighted with a story like this.

Paul D Brazill said...

That's sounds like a cracking book, though I imagine that Howard was a wuss in real life. Got to go, I'm off to copyright myself ...

Taranaich said...

That's sounds like a cracking book, though I imagine that Howard was a wuss in real life.

You imagine wrong: Howard was an amateur boxer, practised throwing knives, went horse riding, went outdoors all the time. Considering his dad was a doctor in a Boom Town, he's seen his share of blood too.

Charles Gramlich said...

I'm salivating at thoguh of the Heart of Ahriman" book. Wow

Richard L. Pangburn said...


I'd like to be added to the list: