Sunday, November 7, 2010

The 9-word Short Story

Faithful Almanack reader Mr. Drew Bentley of Omaha, NE sent me this. Don't know where he got it. Don't care. It's pretty funny. Thanks Drew!

13 comments:

David Cranmer said...

That was a good chuckle.

Laurie Powers said...

Brilliant!

I.J. Parnham said...

Not bad. Perhaps could do with trimming a few words here and there to make it tighter.

Deka Black said...

XDD Very good!

Steve M said...

Excellent :)

Charles Gramlich said...

Give this individual a contract for a novel.

Richard said...

A+ Then A is not - as it should be the top grade. If there is A+, what comes next? A++? What, one wonders is the best grade obtainable, A+++++++++++? Perhaps it would be better to make the failing grade a Z, then minimum passing could be an L, a really excellent job could be an E, then the superlatives and other nonsense could rise above that. But no, someone, somewhere would still try to award an A+, wouldn't they.

God story, by the way.

David Barber said...

That's fantastic!!!

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

The last sentence could have been "Who dunnit?"

Evan Lewis said...

A+ for the Cap'n!

Ron Scheer said...

Nebraska humor...

Paul D. Brazill said...

What a beut!

Oscar said...

HAHAHHAHAHA! Send the student a free copy of the six-word story!