By Robert Hart Davis (attributed to John Jakes)
“There were three of us,” Waverly told Solo and Illya. “Now there is only one. You must track down, find the secret of this madman and his Apes of Death–or I will be a dead man within the next thirty days!”
ISSUE 20
SEPTEMBER 1967
(Thanks to Ed 999)
PROLOGUE: MONKEY SEE, MONKEY KILL
The long dugout
canoe rounded the river bend in the steaming late afternoon, going fast. The
river, wide and swift here as it neared the ocean, curled back noisily,
brown-foamed, from the canoe’s prow. A bright parrot, disturbed in one of the
great fronded trees overlooking the river, croaked angrily and went flapping
off through the jungle toward an orange shimmer of sunset light in the west.
Chop-slosh went the paddles, chop-slosh. It was a fast,
frantic rhythm. The urgency of it matched the tense postures of the two filthy,
fatigued men who were paddling as though their lives depended on it.
Their lives did.
Floating down the
river behind them came shrill yells. The yells reminded Napoleon Solo, United
Command for Law and Enforcement, that everything did depend on the strength
left in his arms and shoulders and those of his companion, Illya Kuryakin.
Solo worked his
paddle nearest the canoe prow. Illya sat in the stern. Both men were red-faced.
Their skin was blistered in places by days in the intense South American sun.
Beard stubble sprouted from their chins and cheeks. Illya’s hair was bleached
nearly white.
The two agents
sucked in great gulps of air as they slid the paddles into the water and
pulled, then repeated it as they’d been repeating it for nearly an hour on the
great moiling brown river.
They’d had nearly a
half hour’s lead. Evidently the dead guard had been discovered at the perimeter
of the secret THRUSH training barracks far back in the jungle. Solo and Illya
had been forced to dispose of the guard when he happened upon them and all their
photographic gear.
They stuffed the
guard’s body into some palm-fronded shrubs a few yards from the electrified
chain-link fence through which they’d been photographing the THRUSH
installation. Then they made their way to the river and the hidden canoe.
They were just
about ready to congratulate themselves on the completion of a hazardous mission
when the yells began on the river behind them.
Right now the
river’s twists and turns hid the pursuers, who had been drawing steadily nearer
to them minute by minute. But at that first contact almost an hour ago,
Napoleon Solo had twisted around and stared, aghast and alarmed.
Over his shoulder
he could look back along one of the river’s few broad, straight stretches. Half
a dozen swift outrigger canoes were putting out from shore. The U.N.C.L.E.
agents spotted nearly two dozen brown men in loincloths. Spears glittered, and
the naked chests of the warriors were painted. South American headhunters. The
kind Mr. Alexander Waverly had mentioned to them in an offhand manner when he
first made the assignment.
And directing the
headhunters at their paddles was a trio of white men with pistols. Illya
recognized the bush uniform of the supra-nation, THRUSH. It seemed clear that
the dead guard had been found, then.
Now Solo’s brow ran
with sweat. It kept getting in his eyes, making it difficult for him to see.
They were approaching another bend. A crocodile slid out lazily from the bank.
It started to swim toward them, snapped its jaws once and darted away beneath the
water, out of sight.
Solo shook his head
to clear it. The paddling had become so automatic, he was hardly conscious of
his motions. But his arm muscles ached with a fury that got worse every moment.
They couldn’t hold
this pace much longer. And ahead was nothing but a settling evening mist,
humid, coiling, oppressive as all the surrounding jungle. Behind, the blood
yells drifted suddenly louder. The pursuers sensed a kill.
Illya Kuryakin
burst out, “The station’s got to show up soon, Napoleon.”
“Can’t be more than
another half mile.” Solo had absolutely no facts to back that up, however.
Illya managed a
thin smile. Over his left shoulder hung an old canvas bag much like an airline
carry-case. Inside that bag were the sealed rolls of motion picture film for
the headquarters photo analysts to study, to determine if possible how many new
agents THRUSH was training on its secret drill fields bulldozed out of the
jungle back there. A couple of thousand dollars’ worth of cameras and lenses
had been left behind. Getting the film out was what counted.
Illya adjusted the
bag strap that cut deep into the cloth of his torn shirt. “I’m glad you’re so
certain we’re almost there, Napoleon.” His words were punctuated by deep
gasping breaths of effort. Chop-slosh went the
paddles, chop-slosh.
In truth Solo
wondered whether they’d miscalculated, misread the maps. The river was taking a
big bend here. But there seemed to be a slightly fresher breeze against his
sunburned cheeks. The little river station where field agent Plympton was
headquartered was quite near the coast.
Still, Solo could
see nothing much ahead but a white fog hanging over the river. It crept out
from between the steaming tree trunks on either shore. If they had indeed
miscalculated and it was several miles more to the station, Solo knew they
might not make it.
“Just leave it to
bird dog Napoleon. I’ll find the station,” Solo gasped. “My nose never fails.”
The air dinned with
yells from the out-of-sight canoes bearing down on them. How close now? A half
mile? Less?
On the floor of the
canoe between Solo’s muddied jungle boot lay their last weapon. The automatic
pistol had accidentally dropped into the water as they launched the canoe. It
was useless. Solo paddled harder.
Another sixty
seconds or so and their canoe rounded a small overgrown promontory. Ahead in
the mist Solo spied a rickety palm leaf structure supported on shoreline
pilings. He let out a yell: “That’s it! Off there on the right, Illya. It’s–”
Abruptly his jubilation died as he took in the details of the scene.
Their canoe swept
in toward the little pier. The air darkened around them. Not with mist–with
acrid black smoke billowing out onto the river. Only the floor platform of the
shore building and a part of the wall nearest them remained standing. A gout of
orange fire shot up from this wall. Half of it fell forward into the water.
A cloud of steam
boiled up. Solo was rigid in the canoe, his heart slugging, his face bleak,
Illya stood up, gestured with the paddle.
“Napoleon, the
helicopter’s gone.”
“It can’t be!” Solo
snarled out the words.
“It is. I can see
the concrete pad behind the main building.”
Solo lunged to his
feet, cold terror tightening like a hand in his midsection. The current carried
the canoe in toward the little jetty as Solo fought for balance, dropped his
paddle, cupped his hands around his mouth, shouted: “Plympton? Plympton! Where are you?”
From the river
behind, yells rose shrill again.
“What could have
happened?” Illya cried. “If Plympton and the ‘copter are gone–“Illya didn’t
need to finish. Solo knew only too well what it meant. In another five minutes,
ten at most, their pursuers would be on them.
Again, Solo shouted
Plympton’s name. He thought he heard a faint cry in return but couldn’t be
sure. Perhaps it was the chattering of the bright tropical birds rising from
the trees as the canoe bumped the jetty.
Solo dragged
himself up on to the swaying, rotting wood. Sweat rivered down his chest and
legs under his ripped trousers and shirt. He gave Illya a hand, noticing that
his friend swayed a little. Illya was even more exhausted than he was.
Solo stumbled along
the jetty and climbed the rickety ladder to the platform of the little building
which had perched so neatly on the river’s edge just ten days ago, when they
started into the forest to search out the THRUSH training station.
He reached the top
of the ladder and stood up on the platform. On his right the remaining section
of thatched wall gave way and toppled into the river below. Flames were eating
at the edges of the platform now. Half of the boards were already blackened.
Illya Kuryakin came
up the ladder hand over hand. Together the U.N.C.L.E. agents stumbled away from
the smoldering structure onto muddy ground. Ahead, Solo saw a sight which made
him ill.
As Illya had said,
the square concrete landing pad was empty. No ‘copter waiting. And amid the oil
stains Solo detected fresh bullet-marks.
The muddy perimeter
around the pad showed signs of many heavy boots. The mud had been scuffed and
scraped over the concrete as though a party of men had boarded the ‘copter not
long ago. Ahead, the station’s main building, a metal Quonset, curled smoke out
of its windows at either end.
The building was
set at the edge of the clearing, hard against gigantic trees whose fronds cast
lengthening, sinister shadows. Solo ran across the pad with Illya shambling
behind. Solo tried shouting again: “Plympton?”
This time, there
was a clear cry in response.
“He’s alive,” Illya
cried. “Inside the hut–”
Stumbling forward,
Napoleon Solo reached the smoke-choked door. He flung his arm over his face,
ducked his head and plunged inside. In a moment or so he was able to make out
details of the interior: the radio against one wall; Plympton’s gun rack with
two rifles still left in it; metal furniture; Plympton’s cot.
The smoke boiled
from the pulled-open drawers of a metal desk. Various papers and code books had
been lit. Nothing else in the place was burnable. The smoke was considerable,
though. And the twilight illumination outside didn’t help vision any.
Calling Plympton’s
name, Solo walked forward. Suddenly his right boot struck something. Napoleon
Solo glanced down. His belly gave a violent wrench.
“Bit me–”
The man repeated
it, staring at Solo but not really seeing him. The man’s eyes were bright. His
bush clothing was black with perspiration. All over his body–the backs of his
hands, his neck, his cheeks and forehead–black-purple patches shone moist in
the gloom.
Solo dropped down
on his knee. “In the name of God, Plympton, what–”
“Stay away from
me!” Plympton shrieked, waving his shiny-moist hands. “Keep
the monkey.” Fever-bright eyes glared. His mouth convulsed, starting
another scream.
Solo reached for
Plympton’s shoulder. Suddenly Illya’s fingers bit into his arm. Solo twisted
his head around. “What’s the idea? I have to help him.”
“Don’t touch his
skin, Napoleon. Once in a lab at the University in Novorograd I saw blotches
something like those. The man’s diseased.”
“Diseased! He’s
hurt and he’s alive and we’ve got to help him. Help me prop him up.”
“Don’t touch his
skin!” Illya shouted. “It’s some kind of plague. Believe me.”
“Plague–”
Solo’s mouth
twisted. But caution prevailed.
Plympton’s skin
gave off a faintly sour, unwholesome scent. This convinced Solo that it might
be wise to heed Illya’s advice. He touched Plympton’s arms, clamping his
fingers around the man’s shirt. Plympton began to moan and struggle. Illya sat
on Plympton’s trousers until Solo got the man propped against the metal desk.
Illya shut the drawers, stifling the smoldering papers.
“There was a bottle
of brandy in that packing case when we left,” Solo said.
Quickly Illya
fetched it. Solo managed to get some of the liquor down Plympton’s throat. The
U.N.C.L.E. field agent coughed, doubled over. Solo leaped away as Plympton’s
moistly purple cheek nearly grazed his left hand.
Finally Plympton’s
convulsions stopped. He banged his head back against the desk. His eyes flew
open. This time they were bright, full of recognition.
“So you finally
made it, chaps. Expected you yesterday. Afraid the bird’s gone. Better part of
an hour now.” Suddenly Plympton’s eyes filmed over, as if he were remembering
some horror. “They came on me suddenly, don’t you see? Caught me in here.
Twelve, fifteen of them. They were armed. They’d stolen guns from the Isle.
Trekked overland when the whole bloody business blew up on them.”
Solo shook the
agent by the shoulders. “Plympton, who were these men? What’s this about the
Isle de Mal?” Both Solo and Illya knew the name by heart. The Isle de Mal was a
prison, located about twenty miles northeast. It was just off the coast of this
South American country. The Isle de Mal was U.N.C.L.E.‘s maximum security
lock-up for THRUSH prisoners in the western hemisphere.
“There–there was a
break at the Isle,” Plympton gasped. “Evidently a man on the inside, one of our
chaps, sold out. He took over the control tower of the landing strip there. He
let a big ‘copter land. Load of Thrushmen on board. They were laughing and joking
about it when they came through here–”
Plympton covered
his face with his hands. The backs of them glittered oily-black in the dusk.
The hideous infected patches seemed to be shifting, growing,
across the unaffected areas.
“It was a break-out
y’see. Planned for months. They came for Edmonds.”
As if a great bell
had struck, Solo shuddered. He licked his lips, fingers turning cold around the
hard glass of the brandy bottle.
“THRUSH came to
break out Dantez Edmonds?”
“I didn’t even know
he was on the Isle,” Plympton breathed.
“For about ten
years now,” Illya replied softly, his shadow-rimmed eyes grim.
Both he and Solo
knew the name well too. Of all the terroristic killers serving the fanatic
cause of THRUSH, none had been more feared than the crazed Edmonds. When
U.N.C.L.E. finally ran him to earth and caught him, it was very nearly a cause
for official celebration within the organization. Something else about Edmonds
nagged Solo now. His weary mind couldn’t focus on it.
“What happened,
Plympton?” Solo asked. “Did somebody from the Isle come here?”
Anguished, Plympton
nodded. “The way I got it was–the Thrushmen were about to lift Edmonds off the
Isle in their chopper. But a strong force of our guards counter-attacked. The
chopper was wrecked. So the Thrushmen fought their way–”
A coughing fit
halted his speech for a moment.
“–to the docks. The
chap on our side, the one who sold out, knew about this station. Knew we kept a
chopper here. He led them out. They stole a launch. Got to the mainland.
Trekked the twenty miles or so here. Edmonds was leading them. I was on the
radio when they came across the river on logs they’d cut in the forest on the
other side. Edmonds–”
Now Plympton
strained up again, his blotched purple cheeks shining. “His monkey–his damned monkey–” And once more Plympton screamed.
In the silence
after the shrieks bubbled away, Illya Kuryakin rose and nodded. Solo heard.
More yells on the
river, quite close.
Solo ran to the gun
racks. He hauled out both the rifles, checked their loads. There was a little
ammunition left. One clip in each.
He tossed one to
Illya, then turned back to Plympton. “Edmonds and his men stole the helicopter.
Is that it?”
With a convulsive,
pain-ridden nod, Plympton said “Yes.”
“And this talk
about a monkey–” Illya began.
“A little thing.”
Plympton was almost whimpering. “Little brown feller. Like the kind that run
all through the forest around here. It was riding on Edmonds’ shoulders. He had
a muzzle on it. A leather muzzle. While his men got the ‘copter ready, he kept me
in here, yelling at me, telling me how he was going to get back at U.N.C.L.E.
because they’d locked him away five long years. Then he babbled something about
haw he was going to do it, and–and he slipped the monkey’s muzzle. The thing
jumped to my shoulder. It bit me. It bit me–”
Plympton’s
screaming began again, as though he were re-living the scene. He flailed the
air with his purple-wet hands.
Solo tried to speak
to him, get his attention. Plympton couldn’t hear. He was staring at his own
disfigured hands, twisting them back and forth in front of his face.
“Half an hour after
the thing bit me, my hands started to turn. Like this. Like
this. All black and purple, sticky. I hurt inside.” Plympton’s mouth
wrenched again. He lifted his grisly, disfigured face in mute helplessness.
“What’s wrong with me? Why does it hurt the way it does? The
monkey bit me. I–I tried to run but I wasn’t fast enough.”
Plympton’s eyes
glazed again. He batted the air as he tried to rise. “Keep it
away from me, Edmonds. Keep it away from me!”
Plympton gained his
feet, flailed the air. Then, as if he were a balloon that had suddenly been
pricked, he crumpled.
Napoleon Solo bent
over him. Gingerly he rolled the man onto his back. Plympton’s cheeks crawled
with the sour-smelling slime.
“Dead,” Solo said.
“Of a plague,”
Illya stared at Solo, bleak-eyed. “A plague carried by Dantez Edmonds.”
Then it clicked
into place, a final horror that battered Napoleon Solo’s mind with brutal
force. “Now I remember, Illya. Edmonds was caught by three of the top men in
Policy and Operations. That Indian fellow. One of the European execs. And Mr.
Waverly.”
“And now perhaps
the worst madman in all of THRUSH’s filthy history is free and looking for his
tormentors. Is that what you’re thinking?”
“Yes,” Solo said.
“Yes, looking for Mr. Waverly. I never met Edmonds. I saw his pictures. Heard
stories of the way he killed men–”
Another shudder
worked along Napoleon Solo’s spine, and a sense of enormous peril settled over
him in that precise second. On the floor, Plympton’s cheeks still crawled with
a moist, grotesque life all their own. Even though he was dead, the blotchiness
was spreading across his undiseased skin.
Napoleon Solo
thought of Mr. Waverly, of the desperate necessity to warn him. Gunfire sounded
from the riverfront. Yells ripped the dusk
Solo remembered the
pursuers then. He ran to the door of the Quonset, jacking loads into the rifle
chamber.
“Try the radio,
Illya. They may not have knocked it out if they were in a hurry to escape. Try
to call the Isle. Maybe they can send some men cross country.
A shadow shifted
down by the burning building on the shore. Solo flung the rifle to his
shoulder.
Illya started
throwing switches on the big shortwave. A dial lit. Another. He called
exultantly to Solo but Solo didn’t hear. He was too busy pumping shots at the
first of the painted men who came howling across the concrete ‘copter pad in
the red dusk.
ACT I: THREE’S A CROWD–OF VICTIMS
“And there was one
clip left for Illya’s rifle,” said Napoleon Solo, “and a lot more of them than
us still howling and jabbering down by the burning hut on the river. That’s
when the squad that came cross country from the Isle showed up.”
Remembering, Illya
Kuryakin looked grave. “Lady Luck not only smiled, she positively ginned from
ear to ear. If Plympton’s radio hadn’t been working–” He shrugged rather
casually.
A bitter wind
whined at the window panes. Too chill, too sharp for this early in the year.
Solo sat in one of the largest, most comfortable chairs in the room, one leg
hooked over the arm. His $75 hand-lasted English shoe swung back and forth. He
stared moodily out the window at the towers of Manhattan gilded by the thin
sunset light falling out of the western murk of New Jersey.
Fatigue-shadows
stained his eye sockets, marring his dashing, sophisticated good looks. His
dark eyes seemed to brood. His impeccable white shirt showed half inch of
expensive linen at the cuffs of his smartly cut dark hopsack suit. His clothes
did a neat job of concealing the fact the he and Illya had arrived back in the
U.S. less than twelve hours earlier.
They came in on an
U.N.C.L.E. relay jet that shuttled back and forth to Sao Paulo. Aboard was the
third member of their party. This third, quite dead U.N.C.L.E. agent was now
down in the laboratory-morgue.
Solo’s mind kept
returning to him. Again and again he saw that crawling, livid, horror of a
blotched face.
“Ah, Plympton,”
murmured Mr. Waverly. “A brave man. Outstanding record.”
Illya strode back
and forth. He turned at Waverly’s last word. He looked his usual bookish,
introverted self. His blond hair fell nearly to his blue eyes. He wore charcoal
slacks, a madras jacket and soft white shirt, but the civilized clothing only
accented the burned, peeling rawness of his skin.
“You’ve seen him ,
sir?” Illya asked.
“Of course,”
replied Alexander Waverly. “The moment you contacted me two days ago from down
there to say that Edmonds had escaped–”
Abruptly Solo sat
up. “Sir, all the rest of the night on the river we didn’t have a chance to
report. It wasn’t until we reached Sao Paulo next morning by ‘copter that I
used Channel D. Do you mean to say word of Edmonds escaping hadn’t reached you
until then?”
Waverly nodded. He
was a middle-aged, unkempt man with a long, sad face. His hair was the neatest
thing about him, combed down on one side from a precise part. He wore now, as
always, exquisitely baggy Harris tweeds. He played with the stem of his perpetually
cold pipe as he faced the pair of agents.
As chief of Section
I, Policy and Operations, Mr. Waverly always looked something like an
anachronism. He would have fitted the role of aging, benevolent schoolmaster.
But his outward appearance and manner hid a man both incredibly tough and tough
minded, as demonstrated by the way he spoke now. Quietly, about a subject which
would have given lesser men a slight case of nervous hysteria.
“Naturally, Mr.
Solo, the Isle de Mal flashed instant word of Edmonds’ escape. But that was
late on a Friday evening. My wife and I hadn’t enjoyed a short holiday–oh, in
two years, I suppose. We drove into Connecticut on Friday. It wasn’t until
Saturday morning that the one courier who knew my whereabouts located us. And
even he did not know the nature of the emergency. Consequently, it was your
astonishing calm voice which informed me when I reached headquarters that
Edmonds had broken free. There’s already been a security shakeup at the Isle.
That doesn’t alter the fact that one of the vilest, most diabolical clever
assassins who ever worked for THRUSH is now at liberty. Dantez Edmonds–”
Turning, Waverly
walked to the window. He looked out over the buildings melting into the
twilight. He shook his head.
“I go away a short
time and he has to be the one to turn up. Dreadful
irony. A man out of the past. I thought we’d finished with him.”
“Have any of the
other operatives in the network picked up word of him?” Illya asked.
“No. He’s
vanished.” There was an odd, almost unpleasantly humorous light in Waverly’s
eyes which Solo didn’t like. Nor did he understand it. What kind of macabre
secret joke was Waverly keeping from them?
“Has the lab had
any luck with Plympton’s remains?” Illya wanted to know.
“Not so far,” was
Waverly’s answer. “Sufficient to say that he was the victim of a rather new and
virulent strain much like those responsible for the dread plagues during the
Middle Ages. Only this tropical strain was–”
“–carried by the
monkey Edmonds had with him,” Solo put in.
Waverly tick-ticked
his pipe against the sill. “Not precisely what I was going to say.”
“Oh. I’m sorry,
sir.”
“Correct, in any
case,” Waverly added. “If I seem to be holding something from you two, I am.”
“You have some
information about this plague strain?”
“I do, Mr. Solo.
But in the interests of not repeating myself, I shall wait until our two guests
come round. They’re conferring with Dr. Bruno of data processing. I had them
flown in the moment I learned of Edmonds’ escape.”
A curious air of
tension descended over the room. Both Solo and Illya knew that two high-level
U.N.C.L.E. executives were in New York. These men held a rank equal to Mr.
Waverly’s, occupying posts similar to his in other parts of the world. One was
Mr. Mohandus Bal, from the populous Asian state of Purjipur. The other, Sir
Blightstone Jurrgens, operated out of U.N.C.L.E.‘s European branch. Napoleon
Solo had met Bal once at a reception. He had only seen photos of Jurrgens.
But he knew quite
well that Waverly, Bal and Jurrgens, operating as a team, had personally
captured Dantez Edmonds in the sub-cellar of a winery near Munich, Germany,
some years ago.
Solo had once heard
Waverly tell the story of how six men had been required to subdue Edmonds. He
had been carried, shrieking and writhing, out to a steel-lined automobile. This
maximum security car drove him to the seacoast. From there a plane relayed him
to London, and a jet with fourteen guards aboard watched over him on the flight
to South America and the Isle de Mal.
In his day Dantez
Edmonds had been that feared, respected. A monster of a man,
weren’t those the words Waverly had used?
The tension
tightened up a notch in the room where lights winked and shadows gathered.
A staff girl
entered. She handed Illya a blue flimsy. Solo skewered his neck around,
admiring the girl’s neat shape and trim legs. Illya handed him the sheet. He
scanned it without really seeing it. He thought half-heartedly about asking the
girl’s name. He was temporarily at liberty, had a few days of holiday coming.
Perhaps–
Illya coughed,
tapped the flimsy.
“Oh. Oh yes, just
getting to it,” Solo said.
He read rapidly. At
least their South American mission had paid off. The flimsy said an U.N.C.L.E.
strike force had attacked and eradicated the secret THRUSH training center. The
photos he and Illya had taken had blueprinted the most feasible entry routes,
and only one man had been wounded in the takeover.
Solo laid the
flimsy aside. “Good news.” The words fell, sepulchral, into the silent room.
The room was Mr.
Waverly’s private office and command center. It was equipped with computers,
built-in monitors and a large, circular, motorized conference table which
revolved at the touch of a button. Few outsiders had ever seen the room. Fewer
still of the eight million plus people in New York were even aware that it
existed.
This headquarters
room was the strategic center of the entire Manhattan complex of U.N.C.L.E.
which was hidden away behind the facades of a row of buildings a few blocks
from the United Nations enclave in the city’s East Fifties. The buildings
consisted of an out-sized public parking garage, four dilapidated brownstones
and a modern three-story whitestone.
The first two
floors of the whitestone were occupied by an exclusive key-club restaurant, The
Mask. On the third floor were sedate offices. These, a front, belonged to
U.N.C.L.E. They inter-connected with the maze of steel corridors and suites
behind the decaying fronts of the brownstones.
There were four
known entrances to the three-story U.N.C.L.E. complex. One was through the
third floor offices in the whitestone, another through a carefully contrived
dressing room in Del Florio’s Tailor Shop on the level just below the street.
Within U.N.C.L.E.
headquarters proper, four elevators handled all vertical traffic. And inside
the steel-walled rooms where signal lights of amber, purple, green, red, royal
blue, and orange blinked constantly in coded sequences worked a crack cadre of
alert young men and women of many races, creeds, colors and national origins.
The equipment
installed for their use was the most sophisticated modern technology could
devise. It included high-powered shortwave antennas and elaborate receiving and
sending gear hidden away behind a large neon advertising billboard on the roof.
These resources, utilized by the organization’s top agents in Operations and
Enforcement–men like Solo and Kuryakin–stood between the world and the collapse
of a delicate balance of terror. Should the balance tip, THRUSH would soon step
in to claim the spoils.
And it seemed to
Napoleon Solo as he brooded in the gathering twilight that with the return of
Dantez Edmonds, the balance had tipped ever so little in favor of the other
side.
“Ah,” said Waverly.
“Our associates are arriving.”
A lighted display
panel above a doorway flashed scarlet, then cleared to white. The heavily
fortified and padded steel door slammed aside with a soft thud. Two men came
into the room. They paused on the other side of the circular conference table.
Mr. Waverly cleared his throat, adjusted a rheostat. The light level came up
sufficiently to compensate for the deepening of darkness outside.
“Sir Blightstone,
Mohandus–all finished, are you?” Waverly asked. “Quite.”
The Asian, a small,
bright-eyed brown man in a turban of sparkling white silk, spoke first. He had
a wry little face, almost bird-like in its forward-thrusting curiosity. But his
eyes were shrewd. Solo and Illya stood up. Solo judged Mohandus Bal to be nearing
his mid-fifties. Except for the graying of the eyebrows, he would have passed
for a man much younger.
Bal wore a western
suit obviously cut by a fine British tailor. His turban was his only concession
to his country of origin. He gave a swift, darting look of instant recognition.
Then he turned back to Waverly.
“Dr. Bruno was most
cooperative. We expedited discussion of the problem and arrived at what we both
feel is a workable solution.”
“Bruno’s preparing
a report,” Sir Blightstone Jurrgens rumbled. “You’ll be receiving a copy,
naturally. I think we’ll all find that this new programming technique Bruno has
worked out will speed the transmission of the kind of information we all need.”
“I’m delighted the
timing of your visit allowed us to iron out that little inefficiency,” Waverly
said. Tick-tock went his pipe against the table’s rim.
On the faces of the computers set into the walls, lights flashed in eerie
silence. “Of course we are all aware that the conference just concluded was but
an incidental detail. We are met for a more serious purpose. One which can only
be said to be unpleasant. By the way, permit me to introduce Mr. Solo and Mr.
Kuryakin. I am sure you know them by reputation, if not personally.”
Handshakes were
exchanged. Sir Blightstone was an immense-chested bull of a man well over six
feet. He brushed at his guardsman’s mustache and rumbled in his throat about
the good work Solo and Illya had done in a recent European affair involving a
notorious THRUSH killer named Count Beladrac. Bal responded politely when Solo
reminded them of their reception meeting a few years ago. Sir Blightstone
thumped the table at the conclusion of the formalities:
“Damned right this
is unpleasant. The day-to-day battle with THRUSH is time consuming enough.
Takes all our resources. Top men. Stretched thin, too. Now this–”
Again Blightstone
harrumphed. He had a tendency to interrupt his speech with this deep-throated
gargle, as if he were constantly reacting to a series of minor irritations.
Solo might have raised a cynical eyebrow, but he knew better. No fool, no
Colonel Blimp, no British caricature-man could ever have risen to Jurrgen’s
position in U.N.C.L.E. Once you looked past the stout man’s facade you saw
tiny, keen blue eyes pinning you, evaluating you, thinking every moment.
Jurrgens rumbled
on, “It’s not as if I care a fig for the personal danger. Doubt it even exists,
really. But with THRUSH pressing on so many fronts, to be burdened with what at
first blush appears to be a personal vendetta–annoying!”
“Nor I,” answered
Waverly. “We all remember Edmonds, I’m sure.”
“Too well,” Bal
murmured. “Psychopathic. But clever. Ah, almost too much so.”
“His intense
dedication to THRUSH,” Waverly said, “coupled with years of confinement and his
personal animosity toward the three of us–” A gesture to the other two
executives. “They pose a peril of considerable magnitude. I do not enjoy
employing two of my best agents as bodyguards–” Here a slow, significant look
at Illya and Solo. The latter was mystified by the references to personal
danger.
Waverly continued:
“– and I hope I do so not out of any private desire to shield myself. But facts
are facts. The three of us from Section I in this room represent three-fifths
of the executive branch of U.N.C.L.E. Let us say, Mr. Solo, Mr. Kuryakin, that
in accepting your new assignment, you are not serving us so much as you are the
offices we hold.”
Nervously Illya
brushed at the clipped bangs hanging down over his forehead. “Forgive me, sir,
but I don’t understand.”
“We’ve received
threats,” said Bal. His face was a model of Oriental repose. His fingers were
tented. But his small, dark eyes carried worry in them.
“Personal threats,”
Sir Blightstone said.
“We each received
them shortly after you reported the escape, Mr. Solo,” said Waverly. He reached
into the pocket of his tweeds and pulled out a folded yellow sheet of paper.
“These messages were transmitted simultaneously. Mine came from Bonn, Germany. Sir
Blightstone’s came from Tokyo. Mr. Bal’s came from Capetown.
“Naturally it was
useless to try to trace them. Edmonds was clearly using the THRUSH apparatus to
serve his ends. By the time the messages were sent, he’d probably gone to
ground somewhere. They all came in as straightforward cables.”
The paper rattled
faintly as Waverly extended it. “Same message to each of us.”
A little sliver of
fear dug into the back of Napoleon Solo’s neck as he took the paper and turned
it so that shimmering green lights from the face of nearby computer illuminated
the narrow message strips pasted on the yellow sheet. A teleprinter had typed
out the words in block letters:
TO THE THREE WHO
IMPRISONED ME–I HAVE A LONG MEMORY. AND HAVE LIVED FOR THIS MOMENT. THE GREAT
DUMAS HAS SET THE PATTERN SO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TO EXPECT. ONE BY ONE.
DEATH. ONE BY ONE. BUT YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHEN OR HOW UNTIL THE MOMENT. IT IS MY
DEDICATION. ONE BY ONE.
The last three
words were repeated several more times. They had a kind of silent drumbeat
finality in Solo’s inner ear as he read them. He glanced finally at the simple
signature.
A block capital D.
Looking over Solo’s
shoulder Illya sniffed. “Rather theatrical, ringing in Dumas.”
“Edmonds always did
have a touch of the histrionic about him,” said Bal.
“Which one has to
overlook,” Sir Blightstone said, “Else one tended to regard him as a
mountebank, a fool. According to his dossier, his father and mother were
traveling players in the provinces of France.”
“Exactly how was he
captured?” Illya asked.
To the younger
agents, Mohandus Bal explained, “We were in your section then. Operations and
Enforcement. We three were all assigned to Madrid. The informer’s tip came and
we rushed–ah, but that is documented in U.N.C.L.E. files. Read it at your
leisure. Alexander here was actually the one who got the line on the informant.
We were good friends, and we wanted the prize for ourselves, so we closed in as
a group. We called up reinforcements only at the last moment, Edmonds was so
hysterically averse to being captured alive that only massive forces of men
could keep him from killing himself. Rather ironic, isn’t it? Years in our
maximum security prison on the Isle de Mal have instilled in Dantez Edmonds, as
the saying goes, a rage to live?”
“And kill,” said
Illya into the silence.
Darkness had fallen
in Manhattan. The skyscrapers gleamed, lonely and lost. A whole normal,
conventional world out there, Solo thought. Separated from us only by a few
panes of glass.
But a lot more
separated the rest of the world from U.N.C.L.E., including the dedication to a
fight that never stopped, no matter how tired the fighters, or how bloodied or
how hopeless they felt.
Solo tried to throw
off the sense of impending disaster by watching Mr. Waverly click his pipestem
against his teeth and smiled.
“It would be typical of Edmonds to strike the grand pose and
characterize himself after the hero of the Dumas novel.”
“There is,
however,” said Illya “A subtle difference. The Count of Monte Cristo was
wronged by three evil men. He came back from the past to revenge himself. In
this case the count is also the wrong-doer.”
Solo found himself
speaking with an edge of annoyance that betrayed his tension: “Literary
allusions are all very nice, gentlemen. Let’s get down to practicalities.
Edmonds had sworn to kill all three of you. So you need protection. But unless
you all plan to stay here in Manhattan, together, under guard–”
“Impossible,” said
Jurrgens. “I’m flying home tomorrow.”
“The state of
Purjipur faces an internal crisis,” said Bal. “THRUSH is behind it, I believe.
It requires my presence.”
“Then we need fifty
men, not two!” Solo exclaimed.
Waverly held up a
hand. “Protection is not the problem, Mr. Solo. The real problem is this. In
escaping from the Isle de Mal Dantez Edmonds took with him one of U.N.C.L.E.‘s
own weapons. A weapon never meant to be used; one which, in the hands of
THRUSH, could prove to be disastrous. I refer,” he added with a long, somber
glance, “to that single, pestilential monkey.”
For a long moment
no one stirred. Sir Blightstone Jurrgens pulled out a handsome gold cigar case.
He extracted a huge brown Deluxe Corona-Corona, clipped the end with a pair of
little gold scissors.
As the European
placed the scissors back into the pocket of his waistcoat, Solo noted that the
man’s stubby fingers trembled. And on Mohandus Bal’s cheeks a thin film of
sweat shone, even though the air in the headquarters was kept at a comfortable
and constant seventy degrees.
Of all of them, Mr.
Waverly seemed the most unflapped by the escape. And by the major threat to
U.N.C.L.E.‘s top echelon posed by Dantez Edmonds being at liberty.
From a drawer in
the circular conference table, Waverly drew a legal size manila folder. Out of
this he pulled half a dozen eight by ten glossy photos which he fanned out in
front of Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin craned over his shoulder. Solo studied
the pictures, saw only some fairly routine shots of a laboratory. Cages for
small animals were ranged along one wall.
“Look closely,
please, Mr. Solo,” Waverly asked. “What do you see in those cages?”
“Monkeys, sir. But
what’s so unusual about a lab having–”
“This laboratory,”
cut in Waverly, tapping the photos, “is located on the Isle de Mal. It is a
small facility but one of our most important ones. Specializing in tropical
medicine research.”
A brightness
quickened in Illya’s eyes. “Yes, that’s right. I recall it now.”
Waverly gestured,
“The lab is small and relatively obscure in comparison with our other larger
installations. It’s located on the Isle because the island is a prime site for
testing various anti-fever and forest defoliation compounds under clinical
conditions. Our men down thee have a distinguished record of coming up with
chemical agents which make U.N.C.L.E. operations in tropical areas safer.
Mohandus Bal
coughed to gain Waverly’s attention. “Come, come, Alexander. You’ve dangled the
hook in front of these two long enough. Tell them straight out!” In Bal’s voice
Solo heard irritation born of intense nervous strain.
“Um,” went Waverly.
“Well, it’s quite simple. In doing its work, our lab on the Isle naturally turn
up many dangerous compounds. One particularly virulent, plague-like strain was
being tested there at the time Edmonds made his escape. It was no secret on the
Isle that the lab had turned up this rather horrific strain. We assume that
what happened was this. The THRUSH double agent on the Isle knew of the lab’s
work. He mentioned it to Edmonds during the escape. Edmonds broke into the lab
before heading overland.
Waverly’s index
finger touched one of the photos again. “He smashed that very cage. From that
cage he took a monkey, a test animal which had been inoculated over a period of
months with small doses of the strain, thus building up its resistance and
natural immunity.”
“And that,” said
Solo, “is the monkey Edmonds had on his shoulder at the river station?”
“The one that bit
Plympton when Edmonds unmuzzled it,” Illya added.
Sir Blightstone
nodded grimly. “Exactly. I knew Plympton well. Top man. But from what I
hear–God what a ghastly death. Alexander, why was the lab on the Isle allowed
to muck around with such awful stuff?”
“Research is
unpredictable, as you well know,” Waverly replied, a bit tartly. “Naturally our
organization would not have utilized this particular strain in any way. We do
not make war on our enemy, or at least we haven’t been driven to that yet. Our
technical people pursue odd byways of knowledge in the hope that something
positive, beneficial may turn up.” He directed a somber glance at Solo and
Illya. “The point is obvious, is it not gentlemen?”
Solo stood up. Dark
memories of Plympton’s blotched, purple-moist face stirred in clotted back
corners of his mind.
“Yes, sir. Edmonds
recognized the value of this plague strain to THRUSH. He tried it on Plympton
and it worked. So now THRUSH has a new weapon. One of our own weapons, too, as
you said. And they’ll probably use it against us.”
“Not only against
us,” said Mohandus Bal. “Against the entire world. The strain is terrible
enough to infect whole nations with this plague-like disease. Alexander was
quite right when he said personal danger to the three of us was hardly the sole
consideration. What matters most is that Dantez Edmonds has in his possession
something which could well turn the tide for THRUSH at last.”
“If the monkey is
still alive,” said Mr. Waverly in a low tone, “and we have no reason to believe
otherwise. I am informed that it carries enough of the plague strain in its
tissues to kill, at minimum, two hundred thousand people. An almost miniscule
dose will bring death. And the strain can be easily transmitted. Probably in
Plympton’s case it was carried in the saliva that accompanied the monkey’s
bite.”
“Then we’ve got to
find Edmonds without delay,” Illya said.
“Admirable notion,”
responded Jurrgens. “Except for one sad fact. He’s vanished.”
“Has an alert been
posted?” Solo asked Waverly.
“World wide, to
every station. Thus far there have been no reports that he has been seen. If I
were Edmonds, I would go to ground and stay there, secure in knowing that I had
in my possession one of the most awful means of destruction on the face of the earth.
Our hope–” Waverly’s glance struck Solo and Illya like a blow “–our only hope is that, in his neurotic compulsion to revenge
himself, he will emerge to strike at the three of us. And then we can run him
to ground ourselves. No, let me change that. From can to must.”
“It means, of course, giving him the opportunity to attack us,” said Mohandus Bal.
“That, in turn”
added Jurrgens, “suggests that we cannot hide. Rather, we must go about our
normal duties. If work for U.N.C.L.E. can ever said to be normal.”
“Permit me to say,
sir,” Illya spoke up, “that doesn’t sound like a wise course. You three
gentlemen are virtually invaluable to the organization. To present yourselves
as targets is to court a disaster from which U.N.C.L.E might not recover.”
Gently, Waverly
smiled. “Mr. Kuryakin, I am flattered by your high appraisal of my value, and
that of Mr. Bal and Sir Blightstone. There is no other way. We must continue to
carry on in quite normal fashion. Minus the very kind of extra security
precautions you mentioned earlier, Mr. Solo. They would simply deter Edmonds.
The three of us involved with this frightful man from yesterday must in fact go
out of our way to thrust ourselves into the open, where Edmonds can reach us.
Otherwise we have no route to him. No means of recovering that infected
monkey.”
In his mind Solo
conjured a chittering vision of that little face. The imaginary monkey clawed
the air, reaching, reaching out to scratch him, infect him–
The gloomy mental
picture widened. He saw hundreds of the little animals running through a
phantom city street. They leaped onto the shoulders of people passing by,
biting them.
Then came the
screams, the convulsions.
And into the scene rolled the dark tanks and belching armor from the THRUSH arsenals rolling, rolling through burning , diseased ridden cities as governments toppled–
Did you hear me Mr.
Solo?” Waverly’s voice intruded on the dark reverie.
Solo shook off his
evil mood. “Sir?”
“Unless we turn up
definite information on Edmonds’ whereabouts via the world wide alert, we shall
proceed along the lines outlined. Business, as the saying goes, as usual. No
unusual security precautions for Mr. Bal, Sir Blightstone, or myself.
Your first assignment will be to escort Sir Blightstone to the airport for his flight back to London in the morning.” Waverly glanced at his watch. “Unless there are further questions, I shall excuse you for the rest of the evening.”
Ah, yes, Mr. Solo,”
rumbled Sir Blightstone, managing to regain some trace of good humor. “One
hears that you’re quite the lady’s man. There’s still a whole night left ahead,
what?”
Wearily Solo
pinched the bridge of his nose. “You’ll never believe this. I do have a date.
With Miss Sumuzuki. But I just don’t feel up to it.”
“Miss Sumuzuki,”
Waverly explained to the visitors, “is one of ours. A karate expert. A few
lessons, Mr. Solo?”
“Just some plain
old-fashioned wrestling on a love seat,” said Illya Kuryakin.
His smile did
nothing to cheer Solo. The levity ended the meeting on a sour, unpromising
note. Solo and Illya shook hands with the visitors, and made arrangements to
meet Sir Blightstone at 7:30 in the morning, for the drive to Kennedy
International.
Then the two agents
left. Glumly they walked down the corridor where coded lights blinked from the
ceiling. A ravishing girl wearing the triangular U.N.C.L.E. badge on her smock
waved to Solo from an open doorway. Hands in pockets, brooding, he didn’t even
see.
The elevator
arrived. The doors slid back. Illya glanced up.
“Hello, you two,”
he said to the couple just getting off. Both carried small airline flight bags.
The girl was slender, dark-haired, attractive. The young man, he of the large
smile and rumpled Saville Row haberdasher, spoke first in response.
“We’re just in from
Limerick. April did a smashing job of polishing off some THRUSH nasties who
were peddling liquor loaded with radioactive poisons. That little kit of
demolition materials she carries in her high heels fairly blew this old Irish
Distillery off the earth.” And Mark Slate patted the girl’s shoulder in
exaggerated courtliness.
Looking tired,
April Dancer smiled. “I never want to smell Irish whiskey again. Where are you
headed?”
“Night off,”
replied Illya. “I’m going to get some rest. Napoleon has a date.”
“Well, top of the
evening,” Slate grinned, took April’s arm. “We’ve got to file a report.
Remember your duty to dear old U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon. Clear head and all that.
Not too much monkey business, tonight.”
Waving, Mark Slate
and April Dancer went down the hall.
Napoleon Solo stared after them, bleak-faced,
thinking: There’s more monkey business than you
know. And it’s not funny. In fact it just may be tragic.
The weather warmed
a little overnight. By 7:25 the next morning the sun was up and a brisk but
balmy breeze blew through the streets of midtown Manhattan. Napoleon Solo
parked the sumptuous black Chrysler limousine in the No
Parking zone in front of the glass and curtain wall glitter of the Hotel
Transamerica. He climbed out. Illya Kuryakin stepped out on the curb side.
A braid-hung
doorman started toward them, scowling and lifting a white glove to instruct
them to move on. Solo flipped out a pass case containing a set of artfully
forged diplomatic credentials. He pointed to the diplomatic pennons fluttering
on the car’s front fenders. Mechanics in the U.N.C.L.E. headquarters garage
three levels beneath the whitestone complex had mounted the flags in place at 6
that morning. The doorman nodded, and the agents headed into the lobby.
In two minutes
Illya had completed a call on the house phone, informing Sir Blightstone that
they were on their way up. While the agents took the elevator up to 22, Sir
Blightstone would be removing the anti-personnel devices he had placed around
his suite the night before. The simple little devices could be carried in a
small pouch, and were cheaper than employing a staff of human agents to stand
overnight.
As the
electronically-controlled elevator whizzed upward, Solo found himself
whistling. He was freshly shaved and neatly turned out in dark slacks and a
sports jacket with a paisley handkerchief in the pocket. Illya noticed his
cheerful mood:
“Miss Sumuzuki’s
workout must have agreed with you.”
Solo grinned.
“Exercise is beneficial. I chased her around the karate mat for an hour and
never caught her once.”
Laughing, Illya
held the door as they stepped into the plush, dimly lit corridor that smelled
of carpets and closed doors as hotels do all over the world.
“This way,” Solo
pointed left. “Around that bend. Jurrgens is in the suite at the very end.”
The two agents
walked briskly. As they rounded the corner they came upon a group of electrical
workers fussing with a large circuit panel in the wall on their left. The four
repair men wore dark green slacks and shirts, and the yellow metal hard hats
blazoned with the logo of the city’s electric utility. Each of the workers had
a wide leather utility belt carrying a collection of screw drivers, pliers and
similar tools.
“I tell ya,
Morris,” one of the men was saying as the agents passed, “all of them short
circuits couldn’t have been caused by just this one board.”
As Solo and Illya
went by, one of the workers gave them a quick glance from under the brim of his
metal hat. The man’s eyes had a peculiar lackluster quality. His pupils were
oddly enlarged. Solo wondered about that, and also about the necessity of having
four workers concentrated on a relatively insignificant switch panel. Why
wouldn’t they be working on the central controls somewhere else in the hotel?
Perhaps some
influential guest had complained about his lights going out. Solo gave a mental
shrug. The workers continued to argue in low voices as Solo and Illya
approached the ornate double doors at the hall’s end.
A gold-leaf
decorative motif was worked into the wood of the door. A center panel read Excelsior Suite. Illya rapped smartly. “I hope he’s taken
all the bombs off.”
In a moment Sir
Blightstone opened the door. He had already put on his light topcoat and
bowler. His three suitcases were piled up in the foyer behind him. Sir
Blightstone was just tucking the pouch of lethal little protective devices into
a side pocket as he said:
“Good morning,
gentlemen, good morning! All ready. Trust you’re both feeling fit? Things got a
little gloomy last evening, didn’t they? Matters always look better after a
good night’s rest.”
Solo slipped past
him, handed one of the bags to Illya and took two himself.
“Right, sir. Trust
you had a pleasant night too. Didn’t lose any sleep because of the electrical
failure, did you?”
“Electrical
failure?” Jurrgens arched a graying eyebrow. “Didn’t know there was one–”
At that precise
moment three things happened.
Sir Blightstone was
glancing past Illya’s shoulder. Suddenly his eyes shot open wide and he dove
his hand into his pocket for the pouch of little bomb devices.
Second, Illya spun
to follow Sir Blightstone’s gaze and let out a yell of warning.
Third–and this
happened in the split seconds while Sir Blightstone and Illya were
moving–Napoleon Solo realized that the workmen down the hall were no longer
talking.
Silence.
Why?
Then Solo saw.
“Damn bloody Thrushmen!” Sir Blightstone exclaimed. “And drugged high as
kites. Look at their eyes–”
Solo had very
little time. The quartet of men in green twill were advancing rapidly own the
center of corridor. They pulled implements from their leather utility belts.
One man twisted the handle of his screwdriver as Napoleon Solo bowled against
Sir Blightstone and drove him against the wall.
From the tip of the
screwdriver squirted a thin, pressure-driven stream of whitish gas. Illya’s
hands flashed to his pocket, whipped out again and seemed to blur together. In
a heartbeat’s time he fitted the long muzzle onto the stock mechanism of his pistol
and was throwing his arm forward to shoot.
The THRUSH quartet
had their bogus tools poised. Flame belched from the head of one. Illya
dropped, firing as he fell. His shot was off, plowing a channel down the
corridor plaster. A bullet from an ersatz wrench blasted splinters from the
suite’s doorframe as Solo hammered Sir Blightstone all the way to the carpet.
On hands and knees,
trying to stay beneath the streams of gas that were being shot at them, Solo
struggled to fit the halves of his pistol together. Another Thrushman fired.
The bullet knocked more plaster loose, threw stinging dust into Solo’s eyes.
The corridor
reverberated thunderously. Somewhere a female guest of the hotel began to
scream. Solo’s heart thudded. Red anger flowed inside him. He’d almost smelled
the trap, but he hadn’t acted quickly enough.
The THRUSH quartet
was no more than half a dozen yards away, advancing along the walls behind the
smokescreen of gas. Solo got a whiff of the stuff and grew dizzy for an
instant. Tranquilizer mist, most likely. He triggered a shot. One of the phony
workmen clutched his thigh and howled.
Illya was about to
fire from the prone position when a door opened down the hall and a man stuck
his head out. Illya pulled his shot up at the last moment. The bullet blasted
harmlessly into the ceiling.
“Rotten THRUSH
beggars,” Blightstone was cursing. He struggled to his knees, red-faced, trying
to grab his pouch of lethal devices from his topcoat pocket. Gas squirted from
one of the screwdrivers again. It caught the U.N.C.L.E. executive full in the
face. With a hoarse cry Sir Blightstone slammed forward on to the carpet face
first.
The THRUSH quartet
swarmed down on them. Solo took a kick in the side of the head. He flopped back
hard against the wall. Gas drifted into his nostrils. He felt himself going
under. He tried to cry out to Illya. He couldn’t make a sound.
Two of the
Thrushmen picked up Sir Blightstone Jurrgens and began dragging him down the
corridor by his shoes. Solo realized they must want him alive, else they’d have
killed him on the spot. Illya and Solo were left where they were, gasping
feebly for air.
“Got to get after
him, Napoleon,” Illya groaned in the murk. “Can’t stand up–”
Solo choked out a
wordless syllable. If they stayed a moment longer in the gas-laden corridor
they’d both be knocked out. The Thrushmen were disappearing toward the elevator
with Sir Blightstone. Somehow Solo managed to stumble up.
He lifted one of
the pieces of luggage, staggered inside the suite and hurled the bag through a
window. “Look out below,” he wheezed, doubling over.
Glass crashed, and
reviving fresh air swirled in.
Napoleon Solo’s
lungs burned as he leaned against the sill of the window. He sucked in deep
draughts of air.
In a few seconds
his legs lost their wobbly feeling. He felt secure enough to turn and start for
the corridor, his long-muzzled pistol clutched in his right hand. As he
careened back into the hallway, Illya climbed to his feet. He was pale. He
swallowed once and nodded to indicate that he was all right.
Side by side, the
agents plunged down the hall in a run that grew faster with each stride. The
knockout gas had been diluted by the fresh air pouring in from the suite. Only
traces of it curled along the baseboards now. Fear and anger boiled together in
Solo’s racing mind as he skidded around the L-bend. Ahead, the doors of a hotel
elevator were just closing in on the Thrushmen and Sir Blightstone’s limp body.
He and Illya charged forward again, bowling past a matronly woman in a night
dress and pin curls standing in the door to a room. She screamed hysterically
and beat her thighs while her eyes remained tightly closed. From other rooms
other voices rose, some inquiring, some alarmed, some just plain mad.
“Couple of crazy
holdup men, that’s what they are,” a man in pajamas yelled as he lunged out a
doorway near the elevators. The man called back into his room, “Call the desk,
Hilda. Tell them a–hold on you two!”
The would-be hero
caught Solo’s lapel. That was definitely the wrong thing to do. Solo pivoted
neatly, and put a lot of his anger and frustration into his punch. The man
dropped, gasping.
Illya jabbed the
man in the ribs. The solid citizen tumbled backwards into his room. His wife
began shrieking, adding a soprano note to the contralto of the woman in
pin-curlers. Illya’s snarl of rage at being delayed was audible and not very
nice.
Solo stabbed the
air with his gun muzzle. “They’re heading up to the roof.”
“Helicopter
waiting, perhaps?’ Illya panted as he followed Solo to the fire stairs on the
run.
Solo hit the steel
door with his shoulder. They started the swift climb up the remaining two
flights. Solo skidded around a stair two at a time. Because of the clatter of
their feet, he was unable to hear the noise of a helicopter, if one were indeed
on the roof.
Finally they
reached the top of the last flight. In the dimness of the stairwell Solo
hesitated only an instant. Illya crowded up close. Solo rolled his shoulder,
hit the door’s panic bar and burst out onto the sunlit roof.
Twenty-four floors
above the street, the roof of the Hotel Transamerica stretched away on either
hand like a vast plain. The black composition surface of the roof had begun to
give off a faintly tarry smell in the glare of the morning sun. Solo went into
a protective crouch as the two agents moved down along one side of the little
structure which housed the stairwell. Their shadows flickered out long and thin
before them. Traffic honked and clattered far below. Cautiously Solo crept
toward the corner of the stairwell house, peered around–
His mouth filled
suddenly with the bitter taste of panic. Sir Blightstone Jurrgens let out an
agonized scream.
“No!” The word ripped from Solo’s throat as he charged forward. But his
intuition told him it was already too late.
Directly ahead rose
the mammoth superstructure of the gigantic electric sign which, night or noon,
blazed the words Hotel Transamerica at the sky in
dazzling white letters twenty feet high. The agents were dashing toward the
sign from the rear.
They had a clear
view of the steel criss-crossing which supported the huge electrified letters.
Up on that
jungle-gym of steel were the Thrushmen. They struggled to get back away from
the thing which hung, smoking and blackening, by its wrists.
Coldly, furiously,
Solo fired twice. One of the THRUSH agents pitched off the steel and dropped to
the roof, the whole left half of his face running blood. In the stiff wind, Sir
Blightstone twitched and shrieked low. His hair was smoldering. The Thrushmen
had fastened steel cuffs to his wrists, connected the cuffs to the upright of
the gigantic electrified letter T in the word Transamerica and let an incredible concentration of
electrical voltage rage through the body of the U.N.C.L.E. executive.
The remaining
Thrushmen dropped to the roof. Solo saw that they wore special thick soled
boots and heavy insulated gloves.
Like a man
crucified, Sir Blightstone jerked back and forth. The metal cuffs held him fast
to the metal of the upright T.
“The animals,” Illya snarled. “The filthy–”
The rest was
unprintable.
Illya had just
noticed the chain links which had been crudely wrapped around Sir Blightstone’s
left leg and then lashed around one of the struts of the sign’s superstructure.
Electricity was pouring into Sir Blightstone’s jiggling body through the cuffs and
grounding through the chain into the steel.
“Got to get him
down from there!” Solo howled like a man berserk.
“It’s too late,”
Illya shouted back.
The left foot of
the U.N.C.L.E. executive slipped from the steel cross-member on which he had
been standing. Sir Blightstone’s other foot followed. The leg-chain yanked him
up short, wrenching him grotesquely. His head hung down in an odd way. His eyes
were closed. Smoke curled from the point where the metal cuffs were lashed to
the upright T, and white sparks like miniature Fourth of July starbursts shot
in all directions.
“He’s dead!” Illya cried into the wind, still struggling to
restrain Solo.
“Get him down. Got
to get him down from there–”
“The THRUSH birds
are the ones we want now, Napoleon. Come to your senses!” And with the back of
his free hand, he slapped Solo hard in the face.
Dazed, Napoleon
Solo came out of his stupor. He recognized his surroundings. His nose twisted
as he inhaled the stench of burning clothing and insulation and human flesh. A
cloud flitted past the sun, making a shadow skate on the roof.
Slowly Solo turned.
Here and there across the roof, large aluminum ventilators revolved. Listening,
he could catch the muted roar of the cooling plant blowing its exhaust of the
hotel’s powerful heating and air at the sky.
Over his shoulder
he saw the doorway to the stairwell still standing open. “They must still be up
there,” he whispered.
Illya Kuryakin
jerked his head at the little house-like structure. “You take that side. I’ll
come around from the left.”
Carefully,
silently, they stalked toward the stairhouse. Solo felt bitterly ashamed and shaken
by his loss of control. But it wasn’t often in an agent’s career that he was
personally responsible for the death of a fellow member of U.N.C.L.E.
If anything, the
horrible sight of Sir Blightstone hanging from the upright T, clothing charred
and smoldering, sparks shooting around his head like a ghastly halo in the
morning sunlight, strengthened Solo’s resolve to catch the men who had killed
him. The old, cold professional instinct was sharp in his mind as he crept up
on the little stairhouse. Illya disappeared around the other side.
Sliding along the
wall, Solo thought he detected a shadow moving ahead. He watched and was sure.
A man moved out from cover of one of the ventilators.
Because the corner
of the stairhouse cut off Solo’s line of vision, he could not see the man. But
he saw the man’s shadow jump ahead, slipping toward the edge of the roof.
Not waiting for
Illya, Solo took a wide step to his left. He brought his pistol up. His muscles
tensed reflexively. He expected the three remaining Thrushmen to stand their
ground, fire back. Solo’s trigger finger whitened.
Illya burst from
cover on the other side of the small structure. He let out a cry of
astonishment as Solo’s pistol exploded.
His aim was good.
He caught one of the three running Thrushmen in the left thigh and dropped him.
The other two who had been charging toward the low stone balustrade checked,
crouched and reached for their fallen comrade. He fired again, missed. Then, Napoleon
Solo ran forward, his face a mask of wrath.
Like trained
gymnasts, the two THRUSH agents picked up the third and threw him over the
balustrade. Then the Thrushmen clambered up on the balustrade themselves. One
half-turned. Solo had a nightmare glimpse of the man’s face–sweat-slicked, hair
blowing, a crazed, almost beatific expression on the face. The man’s eyes
seemed to stand out like huge dark lanterns. The pupils of those eyes were
enlarged gigantically.
“It’s one of their
drugged assault teams!” Illya cried, just as the first Thrushman stepped into
space, smiling as he fell.
The second
followed. A thin scream drifted up.
Napoleon Solo had
seen THRUSH suicide agents before. But he’s never gotten accustomed to them.
The sight shook him even now. He stumbled to the balustrade and looked down.
The height was
stupefying. The wind whipped at his face. Far below, traffic was disrupted on
the street and sidewalks in front of the hotel. On the cement near the main
entrance was a huge, reddish smear, like spilled paint.
Shaking his head,
Napoleon Solo turned away. A moment later he looked across the roof to the
electric sign.
A once-human thing
hung on the T, blackened now except for a few patches of clothing yet unburned.
Supported by the metal wrist cuffs and the leg chain, Sir Blightstone Jurrgens
turned slowly as the breeze buffeted him. His face was a parboiled wound. His
eyesockets were gelatinous black pits.
And Napoleon Solo
said an angry word, one he seldom used. He then flung his pistol across the
roof in a rage.
Illya put his hand
on his friend’s right shoulder. Solo stiffened. His face was ugly with
self-loathing. He shook Illya’s hand off and walked away. Down in the street
sirens began to caterwaul.
Alexander Waverly
said, in a rather sharp tone, “Mr. Solo, we cannot continue this maudlin
exercise in self-pity.”
Solo didn’t know
what to say. He was empty. He’d lost something… Self-respect?… Confidence?
His clothes were
rumpled. His hair hung askew. His eyes were red with fatigue. Horror seemed to
crawl across his face like something living.
“I was assigned to protect him.” Napoleon Solo crashed his fist on the circular
conference table. “How do you expect me to feel? Like dancing in the streets?”
It was very late at
night. All day had been spent trying to obtain some lead to the THRUSH attack
team, some clue as to where they’d come from and how they’d gotten inside the
hotel. As usual, THRUSH had covered its tracks excellently, this time by assigning
some of its operatives from the special cadre of fanatic volunteers who
received post-hypnotic suggestions instead of verbal orders.
The U.N.C.L.E.
agents had encountered such drug attack teams before. After hypnosis the
suicide squad members were injected with a chemical which overrode their wills
at critical points. If they ran into danger, for example, the kind from which a
normal agent would turn aside, these THRUSH teams did not. By the same token,
if they were pursued after a top-priority assignment was completed, they killed
themselves. By stalking the killers across the roof of the Hotel
Transamerica, Solo and Illya had triggered the suicide impulse.
The conference room
was eerily quiet. Computers whirred softly. The flow of colored light patterns
across their faces had diminished. Mr. Waverly confronted Solo sternly. “Yes,
Mr. Solo, you were indeed assigned to protect Sir Blightstone. And in that assignment
you failed. But–”
Illya interrupted:
I’m as much to blame, sir. Like Napoleon, I noticed the eyes of those men when
we passed them in the hotel hallway. The enlarged pupils. It should have
occurred to me that–”
“Will you both stop?”
Waverly spoke with
a loudness unusual for him. His gaze was intense, riveting itself on Solo
particularly.
“This is not the
first time an operative of this organization has failed. We will miss Sir
Blightstone. I regret his death with a degree of personal emotion neither of
you could possibly feel. He was my friend. Nevertheless–”
Waverly squared his
shoulders. “U.N.C.L.E. is an organization of human beings. Perhaps a robot
never makes a mistake. A man can. I do thank God, gentlemen, that those of us
on this side are men, susceptible to error, and nor drug-ridden morons without
emotion. What’s done is done. We can’t bring Jurrgens back. But I repeat what I
said to you several times–you did not kill him. THRUSH
killed him. You must not blame yourself. What matters now is–”
A message board on
one of the computers flashed with a yellow warning sequence. Mr. Waverly strode
toward the board. He picked up a combination mike-headphone set and replied in
a low voice.
Abruptly Waverly
stiffened. He continued to talk for a moment longer. Napoleon Solo silently
drummed his fingers against the conference table.
Waverly was right.
He shouldn’t let Blightstone’s death hit him that hard. U.N.C.L.E. had
recovered from similar disasters before. If you made a mistake, you learned
from it and didn’t make it again.
Why, then, had he taken this so personally? It puzzled him. Because of
his intense weariness, he couldn’t think through to the reason why.
Mr. Waverly turned
back from the message board. He was white. His hand shook for the barest part
of a moment.
Illya stepped
forward. “What is it, sir?”
“I was listening to
a message picked up in Communications and recorded a moment ago. It came in one
of our infrequently used shortwave bands .I–I’ll have the tape played.”
Illya and Solo
exchanged alarmed looks. Alexander Waverly was positively ashen. He snapped
over a toggle, spoke into the headset mike, “Mr. Jacques, will you please play
the tape for Solo and Kuryakin?”
There was a tiny
scratching in the concealed loudspeakers. Then came a thin, rather raspy voice,
an irritating, almost effeminate voice which nevertheless held a raw note of
hate.
“Good evening,
Alexander. I trust you know who is speaking. I am recording this so it can be
transmitted later tonight from a THRUSH Base. Actually I will be many thousands
of miles away from the base when you hear me greet you, so it’s no use putting
your tracers to work. I told you that I was dedicated to one thing–death for
the three of you who imprisoned me.”
There was a pause
on the tape. Solo could hear the sound of lips being licked, of spittle hissing
through teeth as breath was sucked in.
“This morning
Blightstone Jurrgens was the first. Neatly done, wasn’t it? One by one. That
was my promise. And one by one it’s going to be. It’s nicely started,
Alexander. Perhaps you’ll be next. For the moment, I wish you a pleasant
evening.”
And the obscenely
moist voice died in a titter. Silence.
Illya Kuryakin
spoke one word. “Edmonds.”
“Yes.” Waverly was
still white. “Dantez Edmonds. Heaven help us, it has
begun.”
Then Solo knew what
had caused his emotional reaction to the death of Sir Blightstone.
The life of his own
chief, Waverly, would be a target soon.
And Napoleon Solo
was desperately afraid that this time, again, he might fail.
ACT II: A PLAGUE ON U.N.C.L.E.‘s HOUSE
Fire stained the
darkness far below. “There’s another village burning,” said Illya Kuryakin.
Wearing impeccable
tropical whites, Illya sat next to the window of the chartered prop-jet which
had whisked them out of Calcutta at sunset, heading north. Solo sat across the
aisle, peering out past the port engine. They were the only passengers.
Solo brooded on the
orange smears dropping behind into the jungle’s black. It was seventeen days
since the death of Sir Blightstone Jurrgens and in that interval, their job had
been routine, uneventful.
They had guarded
Mr. Waverly night and day, in shifts. Nothing had happened. But in that time
Solo had lost fourteen pounds, his appetite and his cheerful disposition.
As he watched the
last orange gleams disappear behind the speeding aircraft he said: “According
to the cable from old Bal’s niece–what’s her name again?”
“Indra,” answered
Illya. “Indra Bal. Very attractive, I’m told.”
“She said the plague
was spreading. Whole villages being infected, and having to be burned like that
one. I was on Channel D at the Calcutta airport, and I heard there’s already a
threat of rioting in Purjipur’s main cities. Plus that trouble with her
neighbor–”
Solo was referring
to a tense international situation which had developed between the Asian state
of Purjipur and a neighboring republic. A border dispute, simmering for years,
had now flamed into highly vocal threats and counter-threats. The possibility
of armed conflict was not out of the question. From this troubled spot–it was
Purjipur shooting by under the wings of the plane, black, heavily forested–had
come the news only forty-eight hours ago of an outbreak of the type of plague
which had killed Plympton.
The first reports
told of bands of monkeys of a type entirely foreign to this part of the world
appearing in the huts of sleeping villagers at night. The monkeys bit and
clawed. In the hours following, scores of people had begun to die, their faces
purple-moist, distorted. Others did not die, but sunk into a coma. Apparently
physical stamina determined whether the plague-like disease was instantly
fatal.
Then, less than
twelve hours earlier, Indra Bal had cabled that her uncle, Mohandus, had fallen
ill at his summer residence and headquarters. Bal had succumbed to a tropical
fever not of the same origin as the plague-disease but dangerous none the less.
Local doctors seemed to feel that Bal’s illness was natural. He was getting on
in years, and drove himself too hard. His illness had come at a bad time for
the whole India Purjipur area, and of course Mr. Waverly sensed the possibility
of the hand of Dantez Edmonds at work somewhere. Solo and Illya were dispatched
at once.
Now, as the
prop-jet dropped through the night toward the landing strip at Bal’s summer
residence, Napoleon Solo felt again the mounting sense of fear.
Was Bal to be
Edmonds’ second victim?
The tall, amber
skinned man in a long silk coat and turban drove the jeep expertly. He shot it
down the concrete runway away from the prop-jet toward a collection of lights
just ahead and to the left.
Solo had piled into
the jeep’s front seat. Illya was in the rear with their few pieces of luggage.
Moist, warm jungle air streamed over their faces. It was a heavy, unpleasant
sort of air that rose steamily from the tropical forest.
“That is the main
house,” said the amber-skinned man, who had introduced himself as Mr. Chandra,
steward of the estate. “Mr. Bal is there now. Miss Indra also.”
The jeep shot
ahead. Solo had a dim impression of a large, old gingerbread mansion, a
leftover from Colonial times. With its several wings and floors, its turrets
and gables and widow’s walk reminiscent of dead days when British lancers might
have used the earth beneath the airstrip for a polo ground, it seemed grotesque
and out-of-place.
“Why aren’t we
going directly to the house?” Solo wanted to know.
Mr. Chandra
replied, “The physicians are with Mr. Bal now, and will be for another half
hour or so. They are making their nightly check. Accordingly, Miss Indra felt
it would be more convenient if you got settled in the guest house. Then you can
meet her at the big house at nine.”
“If you say so.”
Solo grumbled it, rather annoyed by this peculiar runaround.
The main house and
its lights dropped behind, difficult to see in detail in the steamy night
darkness. Only a few lights lined the runway, and just one dim marker shone at
the far end to indicate the approach. Their pilot had seemed unconcerned, but
Solo hadn’t realized until they were on the ground what an unsafe landing it
had been.
MR. Chandra’s face
settled into a fixed smile. His teeth shone whitely through his heavy beard. He
cut the jeep toward the edge of the runway and bumped off along a rutted
surface road. Heavy tropical trees closed in above them.
Shortly the jeep
pulled up in front of a thatch cottage set in a small clearing practically on
the edge of the jungle. Across the cottage’s verandah, an old-fashioned
hurricane lamp burned on a table in the front window.
Mr. Chandra climbed
out, apologizing: “Unfortunately the cottage is not electrified. But in every
other respect, Miss Chandra trusts it will be satisfactory.”
“We’re less worried
about the accommodations,” said Illya, “and more concerned about Mr. Bal’s
condition. How is he this evening?”
Mr. Chandra pointed
off toward one edge of the clearing. “By following that path–there, where the
paving stones shine–you will arrive comfortably and safely at the main house.
Good evening, gentlemen.”
The bearded man
executed a formal bow, left the porch and was soon back in the jeep, roaring
back up the rutted road to the airstrip.
“Goes by the book,
doesn’t he?” Solo said as he stepped into the dim parlor with its single lamp,
its mosquito netting over the windows, its fusty old Victorian furniture. “Mr.
Bal could be in his last extremities, and probably Mr. Chandra would still bow
and scrape and insist that everyone refresh themselves before doing anything
about it.”
During his
irritated little speech he’d been looking around the cottage parlor, the lamp
lifted in his right hand. Illya had proceeded through one of the doors opening
off the parlor, the entrance to one of two bedrooms. Solo walked over to that
doorway now, watched as Illya flung open the bedroom closet and dumped his
small flight bag inside. The lamp cast weird, dancing shadows on the old
wallpaper.
Suddenly Solo
froze.
Turning from the
closet, Illya lifted an eyebrow. “What’s wrong Napoleon?”
“Stand still.”
Illya didn’t get
the point.
“Did you run out of
epithets for Mr. Chandra, or–?”
Solo’s voice was a
raw whisper. “Don’t move. Not three feet behind you–”
“What is it?”
Illya’s temple
showed a muscle cording suddenly. Solo stared past his shoulder, watching for
confirmation that he’d been right the first time.
Yes, his eyes
hadn’t played tricks. Up from behind the pillow on the side of the bed nearest
Illya something moist-scaly was rising; rising in an ugly, beautiful vertical
glide. There was a space-like head at the top of the rising body, and a long,
ferocious tongue darting between the fangs.
Solo stared at the
thing rising from the bed clothing. He whispered:
“Cobra.”
Illya Kuryakin
turned pale. But he didn’t turn around. He remained statue-stiff. “What shall I
do?”
“Hold that
position.” Solo hardly dared to breathe the words. He took a slow, careful step
to the rear. The cobra continued to rise, up to its full height now, swaying
faintly. Its eyes shone.
Carefully, so
carefully his arm ached from the effort to go slow, Solo inched the lamp downward.
Downward.
It seemed to take
forever.
Finally the lamp’s
bottom bumped against the top of the little deal table Solo had spied when he
walked in. The cobra’s head darted a fraction of an inch. Its tongue and fangs
were less than two feet behind the white back of Illya’s jacket.
The cobra seemed to
be moving itself forward, away from the pillows and across the coverlet,
inching nearer to Illya every moment even though it remained vertical on the
long column of its scaled body.
Solo’s fingers
ached with strain as he reached into the special pocket of his suit and caught
the butt of his long-muzzled pistol.
Illya continued to
watch him. The muscle beat violently in his forehead. Night insects made a
racket out in the jungle. Slowly, slowly, Solo closed his fingers around the
gun butt and began to pull the weapon out of the long pocket.
The forward sight
snagged on the pocket lining. Solo had to twist to free it. The cobra’s fangs
ran wet with venom. It seemed to shift forward another few inches. The tongue
darted, darted toward Kuryakin’s back.
“I’m going to
count,” Solo breathed. “On three, hit the floor. Not until.”
“Go ahead.” Illya
Kuryakin managed superb muscular control, not moving.
Solo watched the
cobra as it slid forward another few inches. Its fangs dripped.
“One.”
Illya’s forehead
wrenched as the muscle beat and beat.
“Two.”
Illya curled his
fingers into his palms and dug his nails into the flesh as he fought for
control.
“Three!”
Solo breathed, at the precise instant the cobra’s
spade head shot forward.
Illya dropped,
making the floorboards rattle. The cobra struck empty air and launched itself
off the bed. Solo knew he wouldn’t have a second chance. He triggered slowly.
The pistol thundered.
The cobra’s head
dissolved in a sudden spray of scales and greasy gray matter. The
reverberations of the gunshot went echoing away. Breathing hard, Illya picked
himself up. He brushed off his hands, turned and stared in horror at all that
remained of the snake: a headless, still-wriggling body.
Solo shoved the
pistol into his belt. He stripped a sheet off the bed, gingerly bent and picked
up the cobra’s remains, wrapping them round and round with the sheeting
material. Then he carried the sheet outside and flung the bundle into the
forest. He came back into the parlor, loosening his tie.
“Well, Illya, Mr.
Chandra did say we should make ourselves comfortable. I wasn’t a bit
comfortable with that snake’s corpse staring us in the face.”
“Thank you for that
shot,” Illya said, with a composure which belied the inward agitation he must
be feeling. He glanced at the mussed bed. “Accident?”
“Very likely not.”
Solo’s eyes were grim. He headed out, picked up his bag. “Got to give Bal’s
daughter credit. You can’t say she doesn’t arrange a lively welcome.”
“Bal’s daughter
couldn’t be responsible for–”
“Of course not.
Probably it was a little bird. A thrush. You find them in almost any climate,
you know.”
“So it seems,”
Illya replied through the thin partition. “Well, let’s not keep Miss Bal
waiting. Not when we have so much to tell her about the reception we received.”
“I’d prefer not to
tell her right away,” Solo called back from the next bedroom as he peeled off
his jacket. “If someone here is working for THRUSH, they may begin to wonder
what happened to the cobra. And they may let their guard slip to find out.”
“I must say,
Napoleon, I never knew you to be so anxious to protect the reputation of a
snake.”
“Anything, Illya,
to find the human one. And I’ll bet a dollar there is one, too.”
Within half an hour
the two agents had changed clothes and were on their way to the main house.
Napoleon Solo wore slacks, a bleeding madras shirt and sandals. He felt much
more comfortable in the steaming heat.
Just before they
reached the house, they saw a large black Cadillac pull away down the road
which led off the property. In the distance two similar pairs of taillights
receded like tiny red eyes, then vanished. The doctors had gone.
Several servants
were gathered in a silent, sullen group on the verandah. As Solo and Illya
approached, Mr. Chandra appeared in the main doorway. He spied the loafers,
clapped his hands and yelled at them in a singsong tongue. The servants
scuttled off into the darkness.
Chandra let them
into the foyer, marble-floored and relatively cool. It was painted a cream
color, with dark, high cabinets of mahogany ranged about the walls. A pair of
Degas prints lent a touch of the West to the setting.
“The servants
gather every night for a report on Mr. Bal’s condition,” explained Chandra.
“The lazy louts use the evening report as a pretext for neglecting their
duties.”
Mr. Chandra’s dark,
shining eyes were unpleasant. Solo noticed that the man had extremely powerful
hands, which he flexed a little as he walked toward closed double doors at one
side of the foyer. “Miss Indra is here, gentlemen, in the library. Was everything
in the cottage satisfactory?”
“Most
entertaining,” said Illya with a bland smile. Chandra gave him a sharp, puzzled
look. Illya ignored him, levering open the double doors.
The girl who strode
forward from the white-painted mantel to greet them brought a whistle of breath
to Solo’s lips. She was tall, splendidly turned out in a smart sleeveless
Western frock of beige linen. The fabric’s light color contrasted dramatically
with her clear amber skin. Her figure was exceptional, her face beautiful by
any standard.
Indra Bal had dark
eyes and hair which was neatly caught into a bun at the back of her head by a
smile, elegant ivory clip. She wore white pumps with low heels, and a simple,
ivory bracelet on her left arm.
“Mr. Solo–Mr.
Kuryakin.”
She extended her
right hand.
“I’m Napoleon
Solo.” Suavely, he caught her fingers, felt their warmth. Her own smile was
forced, though, and her beauty was spoiled by the shadows of fatigue beneath
her eyes.
Illya said: “We’re
very pleased to be here, Miss Bal. We hope we can be of service.”
Indra gave an
absent little nod. “I hope you didn’t mind my not welcoming you personally.
Uncle Mohandus has always prided himself on his excellent health. It is
virtually a fetish with him, and on rare occasions when he has fallen ill, he
has always insisted that no one except the immediate family be admitted to his
room. Would you gentlemen care for something to drink? Tea? Sherry?”
Solo spoke up
promptly: “Sherry wouldn’t be bad.”
“This way.”
Indra led the way
to a cabinet. Solo helped Indra with three glasses and the decanter. He had the
uneasy feeling that she was holding her emotions tightly checked, and might be
hovering in the edge of hysteria.
After the sherry
was poured Solo asked. “How is your uncle, Miss Bal?”
“You will please
call me Indra. I will use your first names also.”
“Fine.” Illya said.
“Has he shown any sign of improvement?”
“No.” The girl
spilled a little of the sherry on the front of her dress, brushed at it with a
nervous motion. “Tonight, in fact, he is much worse. The physicians are unable
to diagnose his illness. We have many such unfamiliar maladies in this part of
the world. But his fever is growing so high that I really don’t know what to
do. I’m really almost–”
Quickly she covered
her face, stifled the beginnings of a sob.
“How many doctors
are attending your uncle?” Illya asked.
“Four,” Indra
answered. “The best in Purjipur. But the medical resources of our state are not
yet up to those of the Western world.
She set her sherry
aside, scanning their faces. There was courage in that glance, but Solo
identified it as courage, that was crumbling away bit by bit.
“Indra,” he said.
“if you think the situation is really that serious, we should–”
“My uncle will die
unless he receives better diagnosis and treatment,” she said bleakly. “Tonight
the local physicians admitted that they were at their wit’s end.”
“Then I suggest we
utilize the resources of the organization your uncle has served so well for so
long,” Solo said. “I suggest we call our uncle in America.”
He walked to the
ornamental fireplace, turned. “How much does Mr. Bal tell you about our
organization, Miss Indra?”
“He does not
violate security, if that is what you mean. Since I am his only relative,
however, I have proper clearance to know something about his activities.”
Illya coughed
discreetly. “What Napoleon is getting at, Miss Indra, is this. Your uncle
Mohandus, together with two other men in the organization–one of whom has
already been murdered—are on the death list of a secret agent who works for the
other side.”
Indra shuddered.
“Dantez Edmonds. That filthy man from THRUSH. Uncle Mohandus has told me.”
“There’s no reason
to believe the plagues in the Purjipur villages may be the work of Edmonds,”
Solo said. Indra lifted her head sharply as he went on, “And your uncle’s
illness may have been caused directly or indirectly by Edmonds as well.”
“That is highly
unlikely,” she said. “Uncle Mohandus hasn’t stirred from the house since he
returned from the United States. His headquarters rooms on the third floor are
steel-walled. And security here is rather tight.”
Illya’s eyebrow
went up again. “Security? What security?”
“Every man on this
estate who looks to be a servant–and there are some fifty of them–is actually
one of my uncle’s agents.”
Solo whistled.
“U.N.C.L.E. operatives? Even I didn’t know that.”
“In Asia,” Indra
answered unevenly, “it is sometimes wise to work in rather devious ways.”
“How about your
steward?” Illya Kuryakin wanted to know.
“Mr. Chandra? No,
he is the only exception. But he’s been with Uncle Mohandus for years. He
doesn’t know what Uncle Mohandus does in his third-floor quarters. He doesn’t
know of the communications and computer equipment there. Mr. Chandra is never
admitted to that part of the house. Indeed I’m sure he believes it’s merely a
disused wing, because the entrance to the operations center is quite cleverly
concealed. Architects and builders from you country remodeled the entire
property to organization specifications when Uncle Mohandus retired from field
work and took this executive post.”
Napoleon Solo was
tempted to make a comment about Indra Bal’s misplaced faith in the security of
the jungle estate. A memory of the spade-headed cobra deviled him a moment. He
thrust it aside, saying: “Then you don’t see any way in which Edmonds or THRUSH
could have caused your uncle’s illness?”
“None at all.”
“There have been no
attacks of monkeys?” Illya’s mouth wrinkled. “I know that sounds a bit
ludicrous, but–”
“I have been in the
villages and seen the purple skins,” she whispered. “There is no need to
apologize. But we’ve had no trouble like that here.”
“The monkeys are
the reason we think Edmonds is in Purjipur,” Solo explained. “But let’s take
care of first problems first.”
From his pocket he
drew his rod-like communicator. He twisted the barrel until the calibrations
lined up. The communicator emitted a low wheep-wheep.
Solo spoke into one end.
“Open Channel D,
please. Priority clearance.”
In a moment Mr.
Waverly’s voice responded: “Mr. Solo! Glad to know you arrived safely.”
“Mr. Bal is in
extreme straits, sir. The local physicians can’t seem to do a thing for him.”
“He’ll die without
the proper help.” Indra said. “Of that I am certain.”
“Any evidence of
the participation of–ah–the gentleman from the past, Mr. Solo?”
“Not so far, sir,”
Solo answered. Illya stared at the ceiling, ignoring the lie and probably
thinking of the cobra. “I’m requesting assistance sir. Specifically, an
U.N.C.L.E. hospital plane as quickly as possible. I want to fly Mr. Bal back to
the states. We think his illness is coincidental with the troubles here. But
whatever the cause, he’s in very serious condition, and needs the best
attention he can get.”
“One moment, Mr.
Solo, please.”
A tense silence
held in the room until Waverly’s voice crackled out again: “We can have a
hospital plane in there by this time tomorrow night. I hope it will be soon
enough. The pilot will have all necessary instructions. Nonstop back to New
York. I will arrange clinic facilities.”
“Good sir. Thank
you. Shall Kuryakin and I stay here?”
“That would be
advisable,” Waverly replied. “The matter of the plague monkeys still merits
close attention.”
“We’ll look into
it,” Solo said. “Thank you, sir. Out now.”
“And thank you
both,” Indra Bal said with a low, husky voice when Solo had put the
communicator away. There were tears in the corners of her eyes as she smoothed
her skirt. “I’ve been very rude. Probably you’ve had no evening meal–”
“Yes, we are a bit
hungry,” Solo had decided it would be well to keep her mind on subjects other
than her uncle.
Indra rang a
bell-pull. Mr. Chandra appeared at the doorway, inscrutable as ever. Indra
ordered dinner. They had another glass of sherry while they waited.
The house was
stifling. Outside; through the open windows, insects rattled and chirped.
Napoleon Solo struggled to make conversation and had trouble. Indra was
nervous. She spoke mostly in monosyllables. Solo decided it was going to be a
long twenty-four hours until the hospital plane arrived tomorrow night.
Shortly they went
into the large dining room for dinner. The rest of the evening passed without
incident. Solo and Illya retired to the cottage a little after midnight,
somewhat uncertain as to what their next move should be.
Nature took care of
that, in the form of a blistering, roaring tropical rainstorm which lashed out
of the sky at dawn. The storm continued on throughout the day into the evening
hours, and made the possibility that the hospital plane could land extremely
unlikely.
Shortly after nine
Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin and Indra Bal were gathered around one of the
powerful radios in Mr. Bal’s private quarters high in the house. The room was a
smaller version of Mr. Waverly’s headquarters in New York. Solo’s forehead glistened
with sweat. He had a microphone close to his lips. Outside, loud even through
the sound-deadened steel walls, the storm roared.
A voice crackled
from the big metal face of the radio set: “This is Signal Two. I made my pass
right where my instruments tell me the end of the runway should ne, over.”
Solo cracked back:
“Can’t you see the lights, over?”
“I can’t be sure.
This rain’s nearly tearing the plane apart, over.”
“You’ve got to come
down if it’s at all possible,” Solo answered. “Hang on, over.”
“Will do. But it’s
rough up here. Over and out.” The pilot sounded uneasy, with excellent reason.
“Indra,” Solo
asked, “are there any other lights on the estate? We could run the jeep out on
the runway with its headlights on, but we need more than that.”
“There are flares
in our storehouse,” she replied. “Several cases of them.”
Solo was already
back on the radio: “Signal Two? I’m going out to set flares on the runway. As
many as I can. Then if you can see them, Mr. Kuryakin will try talking you
down.”
Without waiting for
a reply, Solo dropped the mike and followed Indra from the room.
Moments later he
was dashing from the storehouse in the rain, his arms laden with the flares.
The rain slashed viciously hard into his face. And out of the storm’s murk.
Quite suddenly, came the attackers.
A flower of scarlet
gloomed in the rain, shooting off sparks. The flare cast an eerie, distorted
light, its wavering radiance cross-slashed by the water that poured out of the
sky.
Napoleon Solo
thrust the flare into the glutinous mud at the runway’s edge. He shielded his
eyes with one hand to watch a moment, wanting to make certain the flare would
burn. It sputtered a bit, but even the torrential downpour couldn’t nullify the
incendiary chemical inside the slender cylinder.
As the flare
continued to glow Solo murmured a monosyllable of satisfaction, scooped up the
rest of the flares and ran on down the edge of the concrete.
About a dozen yards
from where the last one had been planted, he fired the second with its own fuse
mechanism built right into the separate cap. The fire blazed. Solo bent to
place it in the mud. He planned to work his way down one side of the runway and
then back up the other. Since the flares had a theoretical burn-time of about
half an hour, he planned on setting them in less than fifteen minutes. Then the
pilot of the hospital plane somewhere up there in the crashing black skies
would have fifteen minutes more to try to bring his aircraft in.
Standing up from
placing the second flare, Solo saw dim figures sprinting toward him through the
rain. By the flare’s light, he saw gun barrels gleam.
“Who is it?” he
bawled, clawing for his own pistol just in case.
A machine pistol
stuttered. Bullets ate across the concrete toward him, pockmarks appearing
suddenly in the tarmac like round, ugly wounds. Instinctively Solo hauled his
own clear of his jacket and dived over backwards into the mud as guns opened
up.
The attackers–he
counted at least eight men in the dark, nondescript trousers and jackets–were
still a good distance away. The pouring rain made vision difficult. And Solo
had the additional disadvantage of being limed by the flares.
With his chin in
the mud, he started crawling to the right, toward the darkness. More shots came
spitting at him. One plucked the cuff of his trousers. He jerked his leg up,
finally reached a relatively dark patch midway between the two sputtering
flares. There he squiggled around frantically in the jelly-like mud so he faced
the runway now. He propped himself up on his right elbow and peered into the
murk to shoot.
Silence out there.
The figures of the attackers had melted away.
Rainwater spilled
into his eyes. There was only the hiss of the storm now, and the distant
muttering of the circling hospital plane. His right hand shook. He wanted to
shoot. But there was no one left to shoot.
Where had they
gone? Slipped off to flank him–?
Even as this
thought registered, Solo realized he’d lost valuable seconds, and that they had
probably come around him in the darkness. He twisted onto his left side,
straining to see past the fireburst of the second flare. At that instant a man
yelled behind him, a hoarse cry of triumph. Solo spun back onto his right side,
firing blindly.
Four of the men
who’d crept round to his flank came charging at him from the direction of the
first flare. Another pounded in from his left, scooping up one of the flares
Solo had dropped.
Solo shot at the
larger group of attackers. His bullet dropped one man screaming with a slug in
his stomach. The man racing up from the left lighted the flare he was carrying
and threw it like a dynamite stick.
The flare plopped
down not a foot from Solo’s head, fountaining up its scarlet sparks,
illuminating Solo like a bright target. Firing, stumbling in the gluey mud, he
struggled to his feet.
The attackers were
almost on him now. The two in the lead leveled their machine pistols. Solo
didn’t recognize their featureless, ragtag clothing; the dark tunics and
pantaloons were not the uniforms worn by the men stationed on the estate. But
he did recognize the hard-eyed, professional faces of trained THRUSH assassins
and he acted accordingly, blazing away with his pistol.
The attacker
nearest him went to his knees in the mud, machine pistol still rattling. Solo
leaped, kicked the man aside. His movement put him out of the line of fire, for
a moment. The second man racing up missed for that reason.
Solo jumped to the
right, over the man’s fallen body. As the second attacker swung around after
him, Solo shot twice. The Thrushman clutched the side of his face. Blood gushed
out between his pressed-together fingers. Howling, the man went down. Solo started
to turn again–
A massive fist
slammed the side of his head, spinning him off his feet. He flailed at the air.
He landed on his back. Another of the Thrushmen darted in, drew his foot back
and kicked Solo in the side of the head.
Desperately Solo
tried to lift his pistol. The Thrushman stamped on his wrist. Solo’s fingers
went slack. His pistol slid away into the mud as he fought back the terrific
pain the man’s foot had inflicted.
The THRUSH agent
towered over him. Dark Eurasian eyes glared with fanatic hate. The man aimed
the automatic down at Solo’s head.
Feebly Solo tried
to rise. Dizziness swept him. The automatic’s muzzle loomed–
A shadow-shape
materialized behind the Thrushman. The new arrival caught the gunman’s
shoulder, spun him around.
“I told you it was
not necessary to kill him! The others have already converged on the house. That
is where our target lies.” And with a curse, the new arrival struck the gunman
in the face and sent him reeling off through the rain.
A heavy .45 in his
fist, Mr. Chandra smiled down at Napoleon Solo. Chandra’s beard sparkled with
rain. His dark eyes were like bits of fire in his amber face. A cruel white
smile cracked the beard.
I will be back for
you, Mr. Solo,” he promised. “The cobra I loosed from its basket failed me
miserably, so now there is no time to dispose of you in a fitting way. Slowly.
But there will be. Until we finish or priority work–” Mr. Chandra bent down,
his right arm flying back. “–rest well in the slime you belong.”
With a chopping
blow of his gun hand, Mr. Chandra smashed Solo’s temple with steel. Chandra
turned and slipped like a ghost up through the rain toward the great house.
Solo tried to cry out. Thunder ripped the sky, drowning out the engines of the
circling plane. The flares sputtered and shot off sparks.
Solo lifted himself
on hands and knees. He was covered with sticky brown mud from head to foot. His
mind echoed and pinged with eerie sounds. He knew he was going to black out.
Mr. Chandra had
sold out, then, was working for THRUSH. Had somehow managed to smuggle his own
squad of killers in through the perimeter of the estate.
Where were the
U.N.C.L.E. agents who lived on the property? Why weren’t they here, responding
to the shots?
All at once he
caught a new sound. Voices. Shouting, confused. Far off on the opposite side of
the runway. Those would be Mr. Bal’s men, rallying now, trying to find out what
was happening in the chaotic confusion of thunder and rain.
Solo cried a
warning to them. Only a kind of gargling croak came out of his throat.
Men were running
across the concrete, calling orders to one another. Too late, he thought. You’re coming too late.
He had one last
vision of Illya Kuryakin and Indra Bal up there in house, waiting for him by
the radio while Mr. Chandra and his killers swept in on them–
Abruptly Solo
blacked out. His face slid into the mud. The rain slashed at the back of his
head which looked like nothing so much as a great gooey brown rock. The
U.N.C.L.E. agents charging across the runway reached him, passed him and raced
on without noticing him lying there unconscious, covered with brown slime.
Static snarled and
crackled. Illya Kuryakin was saying into the microphone: “What’s that, Signal
Two? Please repeat. I didn’t catch it; there’s too much interference. Over–”
More faintly than
before, the pilot responded, “Somebody tit two flares. I saw them when I made
my last pass over the strip. But that’s not nearly enough light. My fuel’s
running low. If I don’t get down soon I’ll have to turn around and start back
for Calcutta. Over.”
“Napoleon Solo is
out on the field. He should be putting down more flares. Over.”
“The last one
started burning about five minutes ago. There haven’t been any since, over.”
The pilot had to shout above the rattling of the static.
Illya glanced at
Indra. “Perhaps I’d better go out and have a look.”
Fear washed the
girl’s lovely face, paling it even more. At that moment, above the drone of the
rain, Illya heard something bump against the wall in the corridor. The sound
was barely audible because of the thickness of steel that made up the wall of
this box-like chamber.
Without saying a
word, Illya laid the microphone aside. It continued to emit a mixture of static
and the garbled voice of the pilot wanting to know whether anybody was there.
Illya put a finger up to his lips in the traditional warning gesture, snaked his
pistol from the pocket of his white jacket. The steel door to the outer hall
was shut and double-locked.
Was Napoleon coming
back? Illya started toward the door, intending to inch it open cautiously.
Indra started to say something. Illya turned to hear, and in so doing took a
step away from the door.
That step saved
him.
The corridor wall
exploded inward with a clap of sound, a gush of flame and a puff of smoke.
The steel door
teetered forward. Illya caught Indra around the waist and bowled her back
against a small computer whose face flickered with lights. The steel door
crashed to the floor with thunderous force. In the smoke that boiled in,
figures lunged and leaped into the room.
Illya threw himself
in front of Indra, whipped his gun up. The man in the lead of the attack party
slammed a gun barrel down on his wrist. He cursed, dropping his gun, diving for
it, and a heavy hand rabbit-punched the back of his neck.
More men in
nondescript tunics crowded through the door. Illya punched, flailed. But the
force of numbers was against him.
Two of the men
caught his arms. A third pounded his midsection with rights and lefts until
Illya’s breath was beaten out of him. He hung in the arms of his captors, his
gut aching, his mind whirling.
Behind him in the
smoke, Indra screamed and struggled. The attackers overpowered her too. What in
God, name had happened to Solo?
Illya was dragged
out through the wrecked door frame into the hallway. Hand torches flickered as
men ran here and there in the dimness. Past the hallway railing, Illya could
see a light gleaming in the cream-colored foyer far below. The main doors of
the foyer flapped in the wind. Rain drove in, gathering in pools on the marble
flooring.
To Illya’s right
along the hallway, someone was standing in the dark. This unseen person spoke
in a tone of command: “Two of you. Fetch Bal.”
Struggling to think
coherently, Illya tried to remember where he had heard that voice. Indra
screamed the name first, “Chandra!”
The tall man
stepped forward to the hallway railing. Some of the light from the foyer leaked
upward across his face. If anything, he looked more arrogant than usual, with a
cold patina of cruelty added to the regular haughtiness of his features.
“You are quite
correct, Miss Bal. It is I. I regret this inconvenience to you–”
“Working for
THRUSH, are you?” Illya cried out.
Mr. Chandra’s face
became a fanatic’s mask. “Since my fourteenth year, I am proud to say.”
“You filthy–”
But Illya’s
vituperation was suddenly drowned out by moans and a clatter of footsteps off
to the right. Two of the Thrushmen appeared in a lighted doorway which had just
opened. Between them, and pitiful in an old-fashioned white-night dress, his
eyes luminous with fever, hung Mohandus Bal.
Mr. Chandra licked
his lips and bowed deferentially to Indra. “I am indeed sorry, Miss Bal, that
we do not have the time to carry out this assignment in a suitable style.
However, I am under orders to perform the job as efficiently as possible. We
will be unable to make it a lingering death, which I am certain you would enjoy
more fully.”
Chandra’s bearded
face cracked wide with that awful white smile. He gestured down toward the
nearby foyer.
“I am afraid our
shooting has aroused the U.N.C.L.E. agents masquerading as your uncle’s
servants. Ah yes, I know all about them. I know many things about this house
you would not expect me to know. I have played the role of the faithful servant
for many years, at the request of my superiors. The lickspittle operatives who
are rushing here this moment will be a bit too late.”
Mr. Chandra turned.
With an exquisitely casual flip of his right hand, he said, “Throw him over.”
Indra lunged
forward, half escaping from her captors as she shrieked: “No!
My God, don’t do that to him–”
Her scream wailed
up as Mr. Bal’s captors lifted him, hurled him out over the hallway railing and
smiled at each other as he dropped straight to the marble of the foyer.
With a huge, pulpy
thud he struck. Indra screamed hysterically.
Illya was half
conscious. Down into the foyer he glimpsed the sudden hideous splash of red
that smeared both floor and walls.
The doors from the
verandah crashed open. Guns drawn, the first of the estate servants skidded
inside. They recoiled at the mingled water and blood swirling across the floor.
Mr. Chandra did not
seem perturbed. He reached into one pocket of his long silk coat. He drew out
three small football shaped capsules, dropped them one after another over the
foyer rail.
One of the
U.N.C.L.E. agents spotted the first of the capsules spiraling downward. He
aimed up at Chandra as the other men thrust forward into the foyer with rain
swirling around them.
The capsules struck
the marble and popped. Instantly, coils of greenish smoke spread from wall to
wall. The agent with the gun never had a chance to fire. Seizing his throat, he
dropped, choking. His tongue protruded from his open mouth. His facial muscles
jerked spasmodically.
Illya’s belly
turned over. He made an abortive drive forward, was clipped on the back of the
neck and sagged again.
With grotesque
moans, the men down in the foyer toppled over one by one.
Dead.
Mr. Chandra dusted
his hands together in a gesture of dismissal. He turned. Indra Bal had slumped
over unconscious. Chandra strode toward Illya, caught the point of his chin in
two cruel fingers, lifted his head with a jerk. To his men he said: “This one
and that Solo person we left out by the landing strip are important and highly
placed U.N.C.L.E. operatives. Perhaps it would be well to take them along.”
“We can’t go back
for the other one,” said one of Illya’s captors.
“Perhaps you’re
right,” Chandra said. “It could be risky. Other operatives may be combing the
ground by now. The trucks are waiting at the back of the house to take us as
far up into the jungle as we can go by mechanical means.” Chandra stroked his
beard, decided, straightened up. “Very well. I shall accept the responsibility.
Our master may be amused. We’ll take this Kuryakin fellow and Miss Bal. Perhaps
a young lady, the daughter of his enemy, will provide a certain little extra
fillip to lighten the master’s hours. Especially now that he must devote so
much of his time to the larger aspects of the operational plan.”
Chandra clapped his
hands lightly. Down in the foyer the greenish smoke was blowing out across the
verandah. The twisted bodies of the gassed agents lay like figures in some
nightmare painting. The whole floor was awash with the blood from the ruined
body of Mr. Mohandus Bal. Chandra pointed.
“We shall take the
rear stairs to the truck. Then he gave Illya’s chin a last vicious twist.
“Cheer up. You know where you’re going, don’t you?”
Illya saw Chandra
sneering at him, spat.
Chandra seized
Illya’s hair. “You vile, unspeakable–you’re going to Edmonds.
We’ll see how you like that!”
But Illya Kuryakin
had finally lost consciousness.
Tropical birds.
Screaming, chattering–They made a ferocious din that bit against Illya’s ear
drums with actual physical pain. Kuryakin struggled to lift his head. It felt
as though it weighed a hundred pounds, and his eyelids bore a major share of
that weight.
He shifted, testing
his body. Although he could see nothing, he could tell by the sharp cutting of
a substance which felt like leather or rawhide that his wrists were bound. He
thought he heard someone breathing close by.
Then, as though he
were listening to a stereo system, he realized that the sources of the sound
were actually two: a light, rushed, uneven breathing came from his right; from
the left, he heard a whistling of breath that was sharper, more insistent and urgent.
Illya fought his
eyes open. The chattering continued. Now Illya recognized the source. Not the
birds at all.
Beyond the barred
window of the little shack the black fronds of jungle shrubs nodded in a fetid
breeze. The shrubbery was illuminated from the left by the glare of a small
spotlight. It was night out there, and not much better in here. The hut was lit
by a portable battery lantern set in one corner of the dirt floor. Two heavy
wooden beams imbedded in the dirt rose to the center roof tree, which was the
only substantial looking thing in the little hut except for the window bars.
The chattering dinned, a maddening cacophony–
It came from the
dozens and dozens of cages around the walls, cages ranged from ceiling to
floor. Inside each cage was a small to medium-sized monkey. Some had full,
curling tails. Others were of the stubby, tailless variety. Some shook the
bamboo bars of their cages. Others crouched in the dark corners of the cages.
All of them showed their teeth and chattered in fear, their curiously human
faces peering at him like distortions from a nightmare.
Indra Bal was
lashed to the post on Illya’s right. Her dark skirt and white blouse were
filthy with mud and dust. Her hair hung in her face. Her wrists were tied
behind her back and around the post by means of a thick leather strap. Barely
conscious, she mumbled to herself.
By tugging, Illya
Kuryakin discovered that his bonds were equally secure.
“That will do no
good at all, Mr. Kuryakin,” said a voice, the source of breathing on his left.
Turning, Illya
stared at the man. Very tall, almost emaciated, he wore a spotless white suit
and matching shoes which showed not the slightest trace of mud. The man rubbed
his hands together, an old, papery sound.
He stepped around
in front of Illya. He cocked his head and peered at his captive with a mixture
of curiosity and loathing.
“My little
station,” said the man, “is well hidden in the jungle. We are quite a few miles
from Mr. Bal’s home. To be most accurate, the home of the late
Mr. Bal. And, we are also a good distance from any of the principal cities of
Purjipur. The provincial police never range this far. Finally, I have expert
teams of men trained by THRUSH to guard these premises. One is on duty directly
outside. Others are strategically located in case you should attempt to break
out in another direction. Thoughtful of Mr. Chandra to bring you along, you and
the girl. Yes, thoughtful. We shall have an amusing little time before we’re
done.”
Illya Kuryakin
licked his lips. “You must be Edmonds.”
The man had a
peculiar courtliness about him. It was accented by the way he used his
bony-fingered hands for theatrical gestures of emphasis. As he bowed in
response to Illya’s words, his black string tie fell away from the high collar
of his shirt. His hair was long, thick and brown. It almost curled into
ringlets at the nape of his neck.
Edmonds’ aquiline
face had the look of genteel starvation. His nose was sharp and long. Below his
mouth dangled a wisp of a brown goatee to further heighten the air of rather
Bohemian elegance. The man’s round brown eyes were full of amused hatred as he replied:
“That is correct. Dantez Edmonds, at your service.”
Edmonds clicked his
heels together. The count, thought Illya. He’s playing the role to the hilt and
enjoying it. A man from yesterday; a perverted, fanatical modern Monte Cristo
who affects the beard and the postures to maintain the image.
With a little
inward shudder of repulsion Illya tried to remember his professional training,
tried to keep himself from growing unnerved as memories of what had happened
earlier tonight flooded back. His jaw pushed out at a defiant angle.
“Do you have
Napoleon Solo a prisoner here too?” he asked.
Edmonds caressed
his cheek with a bony index finger. “Your comrade? No, I believe Mr. Chandra
left him at the airstrip. But be assured; your friend will never find you. Not
here, not in this forest. The road in here is not easily found by outsiders. We
are quite alone, you and I and the charming Miss Bal.”
Edmonds lifted the
moaning girl’s limp hand, then let it drop. We’ll know what to do about her.”
Suddenly, his mood shifted with manic swiftness. He lunged forward and seized
Illya’s sleeve. His eyes shone hellish bright in the glow of the battery lantern,
and flecks of spittle caught in his goatee as he spewed out words:
“Where were the
scruples and the sensibilities of your filthy organization when I was on trial?
Trial! Hah! A kangaroo court! One which thought nothing of my
sensibilities when it locked me away on that misbegotten Isle for the
rest of my life.”
“Your stay was
relatively short,” Illya countered. His forehead hurt. He tired to gather his
wits. He must stay alert to possibilities of escape. He tested the wrist thongs
behind his back and found them very strong, said: “Like a bad penny–or a mad
dog–you have come back.”
“Did they think I
wouldn’t? Oh, did they think I wouldn’t?” Edmonds suddenly squared his
shoulders. “You saw how important I am to THRUSH. You saw that! They assisted
in my escape. And when I showed them what I had stolen from the Isle, THRUSH
Central gave me unlimited funds. Unlimited–funds, do
you hear?”
Edmonds spun and
flung a hand out toward the cages. “Do you see those, my friend? Every one of
those monkeys is now inoculated with the serum drawn from the body-fluid of the
research monkey which I stole. THRUSH Central recognizes this for the breakthrough
it is.” He leaned close again, his breath faintly foul and tinged with a smell
of cloves. “This country, Purjipur, is only a pilot experiment.”
“How many of the
diseased animals have you already let loose?” Illya asked.
“A mere dozen. And
I think we both know the damage those twelve have done just in the past few
days.”
“To my knowledge
there has been no damage of any–”
Edmonds danced
forward and slashed Illya Kuryakin viciously across the cheeks with his open
hand.
“Liar! You know all
about the infected villages that have been torched because of the disease.”
Illya’s voice was
toneless. “I am not aware–”
“Oh yes, yes, naturally!”
Laughing and
weeping at the same time, Edmonds drew an immense white silk handkerchief from
the breast pocket of his white jacket. He wiped his eyes, rocking back and
forth Illya noticed that Edmonds wore men’s dress pumps in patent leather, with
formal satin bows.
“Naturally,”
Edmonds chortled, “naturally you must deny knowing anything of the destruction
my little pets have already wrought. For your information, Kuryakin–“Edmonds
completed wiping his eyes. He thrust the handkerchief away with a sniff.
“–there will be more, much more. Before another week is out, all ninety-eight
of my infected pets will be loose in Purjipur. Not only in the hills and
forests, but in the cities. Imagine the panic! The riots, the fires! One monkey
can infect hundreds in an hour!”
All of the grisly
pictures Edmond conjured could easily be imagined by Illya Kuryakin. But he
didn’t want to show how shaken he was.
As if sensing this,
Edmonds tried for additional shock effect.
“And THRUSH shall
benefit. Oh yes, definitely. My men are already at work to make certain that
damaging evidence is found in one of Purjipur’s most important cities. Evidence
to indicate that Purjipur’s neighboring state is responsible for the pestilential
influx.” Edmonds slitted his eyes and giggled. “Do you see what that implies?”
Clearly Illya did.
Purjipur and the state with whom it was having a border dispute were already on
war’s brink. Other nations throughout Asia and even into the Middle East were
aligning themselves, taking a position and hardening it.
Edmond whispered
sibilantly: “There will be war, Mr. Kuryakin. War in Purjipur. Then war
throughout Asia. War sweeping into Africa and the Suez. And always THRUSH will
be there. Gaining strength. Consolidating. Taking over tottering governments
with shadow cabinets and puppet presidents–
“Little monkeys in
cages can’t do all that,” Illya said. But he was afraid they could. He’d seen
the devastating way Plympton died, and the fires burning across Purjipur.
Edmond drew himself
up to full height. “To men of limited vision, Mr. Kuryakin, men such as one
finds in your group, of course it’s impossible. We of
THRUSH possess one thing you do not. Dedication. The dedication to turn the
improbable into a reality. Pestilence is a deadly weapon. It spreads fear. And
fear births more fear–” Edmonds giggled a last time. “There is also another
matter. Yes, now that both Jurrgens and Mr. Bal are dead, there is another
matter. The third man. The one I hate most of all.”
“Alexander
Waverly.”
“Correct. The
monkeys will kill him too, Mr. Kuryakin.’ Edmonds’ eyes burned coal-bright.
“Mr. Waverly will feel their bite and die an exquisite death.” Turning, he
started for the door. “In the meantime we shall take excellent care of you. I
want you alive to receive a first-hand report of his death. I intend to go to
America to accomplish it.”
Cursing, Illya
lunged against his bonds. It was no use. Edmonds stepped outside. His voice
rang silvery and macabre behind him; “A plague on your house, Mr. Kuryakin. A
plague on the house of U.N.C.L.E. I myself will bring it. And sooner than my
old friend Waverly expects.”
The laughter died
out there in the jungle.
The spotlight
glared on the humidly stirring fronds of jungle foliage. The monkeys kept up
their horrendous din. Illya Kuryakin pulled and pulled against his bonds.
Finally, panting
and sick with defeat, he gave up.
Blood leaked down
his wrists. It dripped from his fingertips behind the post and struck the dirt
with a gentle plopping rhythm. In the distance a truck motor revved up.
Indra continued to
moan softly, slumped back against the post where she was bound. Illya tried to
quench the fear Edmonds had kindled inside him, fear that the man might, just
might have formulated a plan which could incinerate this entire part of the
globe in war, and leave the world situation ripe for a THRUSH coup.
The final victory?
It might even come to that. The feral eyes of the monkeys stared back at him
from their cages.
Illya’s spine
crawled as he thought of the toxic poisons in the bloodstreams of the little
creatures. He knew that it was up to him to break free and stop Edmonds.
The long, steamy
night wore away. Mr. Chandra looked in once to taunt them. Illya gradually
became aware of the voices of many men moving outside the hut.
This must be a
relatively large THRUSH station. Trucks came and went all night long. A
ferocious looking Sikh stepped in at one point and removed three cages from one
wall, careful to keep his hands away from the bars. Carrying the cages, the
Sikh vanished. A few moments later another truck roared off.
From out in the
jungle came the sounds of animals. Large animals, snarling and roaring. How far
was this station from civilization? Could a man make it through that jungle?
Presently Indra Bal
woke up. She looked at him feverishly. “Illya, Illya, this place–it’s their
station?”
He nodded.
“We must get away
from them. Dear, we must!” She was hysterical.
He said quickly,
“Of course we will, Indra.”
He thought of
Dantez Edmonds somewhere out there in the night plotting Mr. Waverly’s
execution. He doubted his own words. But he repeated them anyway: “Of course we
will. There is always a way.”
The words were on his tongue, bitter as gall. This time, he was afraid there might be no way out at all.
ACT III: TIGER, TIGER, BURNING BRIGHT
Five nights after
Illya Kuryakin first confronted Dantez Edmonds in Purjipur, Napoleon Solo sat
in a dim little bar in New York’s East Fifties, getting quickly drunk. A
jukebox played a moaning rock and roll number. The bartender dozed. Ordinarily
Solo never got past one social drink when he was on assignment. It was bad for
stamina, for professional endurance.
But this was
different. This was pain and frustration too deep to bear. Plus unholy waiting
that gnawed the nerves and filled the mind with phantoms. For one thing, he was
certain Kuryakin was dead.
“Another,” Solo
muttered. The bartender refilled his glass without question.
Thinking back, Solo
wondered what he’d done wrong. He’d awakened at the edge of the airstrip of
Bal’s property. He stumbled up to the house and discovered the red carnage in
the foyer: Mr. Bal smashed to death and the U.N.C.L.E. agents gassed. Solo
blamed himself bitterly.
Like a man berserk
he ran through the house, shouting for Indra and Illya. Both were gone. Truck
tracks in the mud behind the house disappeared down a feeder road that led into
the jungle.
The rainstorm
diminished by morning. Solo called for reinforcements and a ‘copter load of
U.N.C.L.E. agents arrived by nine. The teams fanned out through the jungle,
following the truck tracks. Shortly they came upon a light van, abandoned. Its
left tires were mired in mud.
The searchers beat
on up into the infernally hot jungle for the remainder of the day. But those
they pursued were skillful. There was no noticeable trail, no clue to be found.
The Thrushmen had simply melted into thousands of square miles of rain forest that
spread across much of Purjipur.
Solo gave up,
returning to the capitol city to organize a larger search team. The news in the
city was bad. More monkey attacks were being reported. Villages were being
burned by the dozens. The border dispute was heating, and tanks were rumbling
toward the frontier.
On his first night
in the hotel, Solo received a call from an anonymous voice informing him that
Alexander Waverly would be the third and last man to be killed by Dantez
Edmonds. Immediately he called Waverly on his communicator. The latter seemed
less perturbed than Solo was. He ordered Solo to return by the first flight to
New York.
Solo protested.
Waverly overrode him. And so Napoleon Solo came back to New York, with nothing
to do, and no orders from Waverly except a cryptic one–wait.
He tried to do
paper work during the day. No good. He prowled the bars at night and tried to
sleep a few hours along toward dawn. Weight was dropping off him at an
astounding rate.
Solo’s hand
clenched around the glass, his face ugly with frustration. He wanted to throw
the glass at the back bar, hear bottles smash. What stopped him was the
bartender tapping his arm.
“Your name Solo?”
“Yes.”
“Just had a phone
call for you. Your uncle said to tell you that Aunt Xenia was down with the
virus again.”
“The virus?” Solo’s
eyes narrowed. The virus!” He leaped off the stool,
flung bills on the bar, charged out toward the taxi rank.
It was the Priority
Alert.
Ten minutes later
he was tramping back and forth in Mr. Waverly’s office.
“Don’t be so
agitated, Mr. Solo.” Waverly seemed the soul of composure, tenting his fingers
as he leaned back in his massive chair. His eyes were speculative. “I received
a radio message from our friend Dantez Edmonds just moments before I got in
touch with you.” He coughed. “You–ah–had forgotten your pocket communicator,
I’m afraid. Hence the telephone. Be careful of the alcohol, Mr. Solo. It’s not
like you.”
“It’s not often I
face the possibility that my best friend is dead!” Solo shot back. “Sir.”
“Yes, yes, quite
understandable. But Mr. Kuryakin is alive.”
“Alive!”
“Or so Edmonds led
me to believe. I tend to put faith in that much of his message.” Waverly’s gaze
remained cool, unruffled. “Of the three of us, he has saved me to the last. I
think he will want to meet me in person and try to kill me himself. I have been
hoping he would use some such approach, which is precisely why I returned you
to duty here. It seems Mr. Dantez Edmonds is willing to bring Illya Kuryakin to
New York and turn him over to us in return for a sum of one hundred thousand
dollars.”
Sickened, Napoleon
Solo plopped into a chair. “So that’s it. If Edmonds hasn’t killed Illya,
policy will. U.N.C.L.E. never ransoms its agents.”
“Policy,” said
Waverly, “is only useful so long as it does not hamper efficiency. In this
case, Edmond is our target just as I am his. I agreed to the bargain in
principle.” While Solo sat stunned, Waverly continued, “I am to receive another
message tomorrow at noon covering details. Naturally it’s a trick, a stratagem
to lure me to whatever Edmonds wants me. But I intend to be there. And you’ll
be with me, Mr. Solo.” Waverly rose, clapped Solo on the shoulder. “Agreeable?”
For the first time
in days, Solo grinned. “Of course. But is Illya really–”
“Alive? I am
hopeful of it. I assume it would serve Edmonds purpose better to bait me with a
live Kuryakin than a dead one.”
Unexpectedly, Napoleon Solo chuckled. “If I may say so, sir, you’re a fox.”
Thank you, Mr.
Solo.” Mr. Waverly harrumphed modestly. “One does like to keep in practice and
not turn everything over to you younger fellows.”
Waverly indicated
one of the lighted card boards. “I am already assembling a half dozen of our
best men. You will take charge. And when Mr. Dantez Edmonds gets in touch with
us again, I shall agree to whatever he requests. I shall be prepared to meet
him anywhere with the ransom fund. And together, we shall be prepared to turn
back the jaws of his trap and close him in one of our own.”
In the little hut
where the cages monkeys chattered, the days and nights had become nightmare.
Illya Kuryakin and
Indra Bal were treated little better than the plague-carrying inmates of those
tiny barred boxes ranged round the walls. Their guards, a mixture of European
and Asian THRUSH personnel, took every opportunity to torment or make sport of
them. Indra particularly was subjected to some vile and humiliating physical
abuse.
But surprisingly,
since her first hysterical outburst the night Edmonds captured them, she had
shown remarkable composure. Though she was already growing thin from lack of
food, she withstood the manhandlings of the coarse-mouthed THRUSH guards with
cool reserve. Only after the guards left did she break down and begin to
shudder with rage and disgust.
After the first
night, Illya and Indra were freed from the posts and allowed a period of
exercise in a wire-fence enclosure to the rear of the hut. Here too were the
latrine facilities, which they were allowed to use on a set schedule,
accompanied by guards armed with machine pistols. A thick planting of jungle
shrubs grew up all around the outside of this fence. Consequently it was
impossible for Illya to see very much of the THRUSH station.
He was able to
catch a glimpse or two between the shrubs. He spotted a couple of
concrete-block buildings, a crudely surfaced concrete parking area where a jeep
and two small lorries stood. The rain forest rose thick and dank beyond these
vehicles, confirming Edmonds’ statement that the THRUSH headquarters was fairly
well isolated in the jungle of Purjipur.
Food was brought in
three times a day. Usually the meal consisted of some grain cakes and weak tea.
Illya and the girl ate it only because they had nothing else. When they weren’t
outside, the two prisoners remained tied to the posts. Illya tested the leather
thongs as he sat by the hour and watched the jungle through the small window.
The thongs were
tough. And there was nothing within reach–no nail, no rock–nothing which he
could use to wear the tough leather away.
Several times a day
THRUSH personnel who looked a cut above the mentality of the guards would come
into the hut to pick out half a dozen monkey cages and take them away. Shortly
afterward there was usually a sound of a truck starting up. This kind of thing
happened with such regularity that Illya assumed it was part of a pre-scheduled
plan to loose the plague-ridden beasts on an ever-increasing number of cities
and villages in Purjipur.
And always, as a
never-ending background, there was the chattering of the monkeys left in the
cages. They shook the little bars and leaped about, their eyes fever-bright.
Illya was always
conscious of the necessity to escape. He devoted almost every waking moment to
thinking about ways and means to accomplish it. Finally he settled on the only
feasible way an attempt could be made.
It involved one
certain guard, a husky, flat-nosed Eurasian who always brought them their
evening meal. What gave Illya a bit of hope was the simple fact that the man
was a heavy cigarette smoker. To light his cigarettes the man used a big
brushed-chrome American lighter.
The lighter was the
key to it. That and the pistol which all guards carried.
Illya slept only
fitfully at night. The days had a tendency to blur into one another. He wasn’t
sure, but he thought it was the fifth day of their imprisonment when Dantez
Edmonds came to the hut around noon.
The man wore his
white suit and shoes, and this ensemble was further adorned by a white silk
handkerchief in his jacket breast pocket, a white linen shirt of open weave and
a white-on-white tie. Illya thought there was something savagely ironic about
whiteness being associated with a man of Edmonds’ temper and political
persuasion.
“Ah,” Edmonds said,
fluttering his hands at them as he stepped through the door, “still faring
well, are we? Delighted to see it!” Over his shoulder he called “Chandra!”
Mr. Chandra ducked
in through the door. Indra was sitting against the upright beam to which she
was tied. At the sight of the man whom she’d trusted, she stiffened, and her
haggard face hardened. There was no mistaking the hate in her eyes.
Mr. Chandra met her
glance briefly, then turned aside, trying for an air of concern he couldn’t
quite achieve. Illya thought to himself that Indra Bal was even more attractive
when she was angry. She was a courageous young woman.
Dantez Edmonds
caught the little byplay, chuckled. “I can sympathize with you, Miss Bal. If
one of my trusted servants were shown to be a traitor, I am afraid I would be
more than angry. I would be vengeful to the point of doing murder.” He touched
his wispy goatee. “Perhaps this is why THRUSH will ultimately succeed. We have
ways and means of guaranteeing absolute and unquestioned loyalty. Such niceties
as loyalty and honor are trifles when compared with the prime motivator of all
men–fear.”
There was a faintly
maniacal gleam in Edmonds’ eyes as he leaned toward Chandra and said, “Am I not
right?”
Mr. Chandra flushed
from his cheeks down to his high collar. “Quite right, sir.”
“There’s a THRUSH
agent who knows his place,” Edmonds chuckled. “As for you two, I am exceedingly
sorry that I have been unable to devote more attention to you these past few
days. We have been extremely busy, placing our little darlings–” a gesture at the
cages “–where they will do the most good. You will be delighted to know, for
example, that plague is now widespread in the capital.
“Last night the
death toll had risen to one hundred and seventy-five killed in fires, lootings
and political altercations alone.
“The plague itself
has already disposed of well over a thousand souls. The neighboring country is
being blamed, thanks to that well-placed evidence which I believe I mentioned.
Purjipur’s ministry of defense has issued a total mobilization order for the army
and air-force. Actual hostilities should be underway within the week.”
Edmonds rocked back
and forth on his heels, a self-congratulatory smile on his emaciated face.
Illya glowered, said nothing.
“Come, come,
Kuryakin!” Edmonds exclaimed. “Compliment us on our outstanding job!”
“You’re a madman.
Worse than the worse of THRUSH.”
“Thank you kindly!”
And Edmonds tittered.
Indra Bal hid her
face in her hands, turning away. Her shoulders shook violently.
Edmonds continued,
“I really came here to fetch several of my little friends. You see, Kuryakin,
I’m leaving here today by helicopter. I’m taking a THRUSH plane to the United
States. Mr. Chandra, I believe those top six monkeys will do nicely. They look suitably
fat and poisonous. The animals, Mr. Kuryakin, are the ones I will use to
dispose of the last of the three who imprisoned me. Waverly, that–”
Enraged, Illya
lunged out to the full length of his ankle-thong, reaching for Edmonds’ throat.
Indra uttered a low shriek. Edmonds danced back out of the way with a mincing
step that was surprisingly swift. Illya couldn’t quite reach him.
Edmonds’ right leg
came up in the old, lethal French foot kick. The toe of the shoe caught Illya
under the chin with hurting force. With a cry Illya went over backwards. Mr.
Chandra darted forward as he fell and kicked him twice in the side.
Illya groaned,
rolling from side to side as red agonies flared inside his head. Mr. Chandra
was about to deliver a third brutal kick when Edmonds raised a right hand
sharply.
“No, Mr. Chandra.
No more emotional outbursts, please!”
Mr. Chandra bit his
lip. He stepped away from Illya, who was struggling to push himself up on hands
and knees. Edmonds whipped the white silk from his breast pocket with a
theatrical flourish and mopped his forehead. A thin smile etched his fleshless
lips.
“You see, Mr.
Chandra, if we respond to this carrion’s outbursts we admit that he has
succeeded in unsettling us. Nothing could be further from the truth. It is
THRUSH with the winning hand now, THRUSH and I, Dantez Edmonds. In a week Asia
will be aflame with war. In a month, half the governments in this part of the
world will belong to THRUSH. And the sign and symbol of this coming victory, my
friend, will be the last death which repays the old score. Waverly is
finished.”
Spittle flew from
Edmonds’ lips on the last word. For a long moment the emaciated man trembled
there in front of Illya. Finally he straightened, snapped his fingers.
“The cages, Mr.
Chandra! As for you two–the moment I return from America, I will have the time
to deal with you in the fashion you deserve.”
Chandra lifted down
the monkey cages, careful to hold them by the sides, away from the bar
openings. Edmonds turned smartly and stalked out. Illya dragged himself upright
again. Outside, Edmonds raised his voice to give shrill orders.
Two THRUSH guards
rushed in to help Chandra with the cages. Shortly the chattering of a
helicopter began, grew louder, held steady, then diminished to silence.
“He’s gone,” Illya
whispered. “Indra? Can you hear me?”
She nodded with a
shudder. “Gone to murder Mr. Waverly as he murdered my uncle.”
“It’s our job to
stop the havoc in Purjipur. I have a thought on how we might go about it. I
have been hesitating to try because it may be our one chance, and if we fail–”
An eloquent shrug finished the sentence. “Now I’m afraid it’s too late to wait
for the ideal opportunity. Much too late.”
Illya hitched
across the floor toward her. At the end of his thong, he could barely reach out
and touch her shoulder. “Do you remember the guard who brings the evening meal?
The one who is such a heavy smoker?”
Slowly Indra
nodded. Illya Kuryakin lowered his voice and spoke for a long time.
Night heat drifted
in through the hut’s barred window. Out in the jungle, animals growled and
racketed. The spotlight had been turned on to flood the face of the hut with
light. Illya and Indra leaned against the upright beams, pretending to doze.
Illya’s heart slugged heavily in his chest. For nearly half an hour he’d been
anticipating the arrival of the husky, flat-nosed guard. The man was very late
tonight.
Illya’s palms were
filmed with sweat. What was happening in the U.S.? Was Waverly safe? And what
had become of Napoleon? Had he died on Bal’s estate? Must put
those things out of my mind. They only–
Noise of footsteps.
Illya’s head jerked up. The bamboo latch on the hut door rattled. The husky
guard appeared. “Dinner time,” the guard rumbled. He repeated the same
statement every night.
Illya peered
through on slitted eyelid. The man wasn’t smoking. He deposited the two tin
plates on the ground, turned and went back outside into the glare of the small
spotlight. He picked up the tin cups of tea and re-entered the hut.
Illya’s legs were
stuck out in front of him. He tensed. The guard bent down, deposited the tin
cups, stood up. He fumbled in his shabby uniform blouse for a pack of Japanese
cigarettes and his big brushed-chrome lighter.
Just as the man was
applying the lighter to the cigarette Illya struck. With his right foot he
kicked hard at the guard’s left ankle. The man let out a startled curse, off
balance. Illya lunged forward, seized the man’s ankle and yanked.
The guard toppled.
His lighter dropped from his hand. Illya clamped his left hand over the man’s
mouth and jabbed his right index finger into the husky neck. A yell of alarm
died in the guard’s throat as he relaxed, unconscious.
Indra was up,
crouching. Illya reached across the inert body, seized the cigarette lighter
and thumbed the wheel. There was a spray of sparks, nothing more.
Illya was
desperately conscious of the hut’s open door, of the unseen presence of the
guard who was always stationed outside. Illya thumbed the wheel again. Nothing
happened. Was the thing out of fluid? He bit down on his lower lip and tried
once more.
This time a flame
leaped up.
Illya applied the
flame to the leather thong mid-way along its length. A sharp, burning smell
crawled upward. The leather smoldered. A wisp of smoke drifted toward the door.
Agitated, the monkeys in the cages were yammering louder than ever.
A shadow stirred
outside, fell athwart the spotlight beam. The guard!
Illya dropped the
lighter, seized the leather strap with both hands, tugged and tugged until his
shoulder sockets started to scream with pain.
Boots clunked
outside. The guard was almost at the door–
The thong popped,
Illya dove forward over the fallen guard’s body just as the guard appeared in
the doorway and let out a cry. Illya ripped the fallen guard’s pistol from its
holster and fired in the time it took the second guard to get his holster flap
unfastened. The shot boomed cannon-loud in the damp night air.
The guard clutched
his left hip, staggered. Illya dragged him into the hut and neck-chopped him
down. From somewhere a voice cried out, querying about the shot. Illya raced
over to Indra with the lighter, knelt, started to burn the thong.
“It’s a close one
from now on, my dear,” he said as he worked, managing to convey an air of calm
he didn’t feel. “Pull at the strap, will you?”
In a second or so
they had it broken. Indra rose, leaned against him. They went to the door.
Illya led the way outside. Gun in one hand, holding Indra up with the other, he
broke into a run to the left, down past the gate to the fenced exercise yard.
They rounded the
corner of the fence, darted past heavy shrubbery. Ahead under the beam of a
weak floodlight, were several vehicles in the motor pool.
“That jeep is the
one we want,” he whispered. A siren began somewhere, whoop,
whoop, whoop.
“But where will we
go?” Indra cried softly.
“If they have
trucks there must be a road. We–look out!”
He flung her to the
ground as two THRUSH guards burst from shrubbery on the right, bringing up
their rifles. Illya jumped across Indra’s body and fired once, twice.
His first bullet
killed one of the guards. The second shot missed. The guard fired. The rifle
bullet whispered by Illya’s sleeve as he fired again. This time the guard
dropped.
All around them
there was confusion: noises of men running in darkness; the chattering of the
aroused monkeys in the hut behind; the overwhelming howl of the siren. Illya
helped Indra up. They bolted for the jeep.
Probably because
THRUSH wouldn’t number car thieves in its ranks in this isolated part of the
world, the keys hung in place. Illya helped the girl in, saw as he jumped in
himself that a road ran out of one side of the parking area and disappeared
into the jungle.
Men were tumbling
out of a concrete blockhouse nearby as Illya turned over the ignition, gunned
the jeep to life and sent it roaring off the concrete pad. Another rifle
boomed. The bullet spanged the jeep’s rear as it jolted off the pad onto a
double rutted dirt road.
Illya fought the
wheel. He felt as though they were on a roller coaster. He snapped on the
headlights as the road carried them into the jungle.
“Hang on,” he
bawled as the jeep raced along through the leafy tunnel. “I’m going to run her
flat out for as long as she holds together.”
This was the better
part of two minutes. The road, if it could be called that, took a sharp hairpin
to the left. The trees closed in above them. Suddenly the jeep began to cough
and sputter. Illya strained forward.
“What’s the
matter?” Indra asked.
Illya’s index
finger stabbed a dial whose pointer was well below the E marker. “Petrol. We
picked one that’s low. I’m afraid–”
He didn’t get a
chance to continue. The jeep slowed down, its engine sputtering. Illya braked
to a stop, swinging his head left and right.
Thick tropical
jungle on both hands. And a faint radiance coming up the road behind them.
Fortunately the road here was hard packed earth. It would show no tire marks if
the pursuers went over it rapidly, not scrutinizing it.
“We’ll have to go
into the forest,” he said. “First let’s try to gain a little extra time.”
Using what little
fuel remained, Illya went into reverse. He swung the jeep’s hood at the
shrubbery along the left shoulder, then accelerated at full speed. “Head down,
Indra!”
They plowed into
the brush. Illya killed the engine completely. He jumped out. Indra helped him
with the camouflage job, spreading branches over the jeep’s rear end.
Already the THRUSH
lorries were rumbling up around the bend. “If they go fast enough, we may gain
a bit of time. Come on.”
He seized her hand
and pulled her into the cloyingly damp jungle. Indra breathed out raggedly:
“It–isn’t safe like
this at night. There are wild beasts–”
“I don’t know what
choice we have.” Illya swatted insects bedeviling his cheeks.
They plunged on
through the damp, heat-sodden rain forest, growing more weary with every step.
After a while they rested for a short time in the low fork of a tree, then
pressed on. Several times Illya heard a large animal growling quite close by.
Gradually the night
waned. Illya was still slogging ahead, half-carrying Indra. The sky grew light.
He judged they might have made four or five miles. Without landmarks, it was
hard to tell.
In another few
minutes they came to a clearing where the ground was disturbed. Illya
discovered a small animal carcass, half eaten, behind the old log on which he
set Indra to rest.
Just as he was
about to point out the bloody relic, the brush rustled. Out marched a huge,
magnificent Bengal tiger. The tiger regarded them with all too evident hunger,
licked its chops and growled.
The limousine crept
around a corner in the fog. Its yellow headlights barely penetrated the murk
drifting in from the sea. On the corner just turned, a light pole thrust up
like a skeletal finger raised in warning. The car’s motor was barely a whisper.
Napoleon Solo was sure his own heart was making much more racket.
Mr. Waverly sat on
the right in the front seat. He seemed more composed than Solo, saying as he
surveyed the dismal, looming fronts of lofts slipping by, “Depressing
neighborhood, rather. We haven’t seen a single person for blocks.”
“It’s always
deserted down here after midnight,” Solo commented. His eyes swept the left
side of the street. He saw an alley and, just past it, half a dozen ancient
brownstones. They were relics of the time when this area near the Hudson River
had been a pleasant neighborhood.
The brownstones
looked inhabited. But all of them were dark except one. Frowsy lace curtains of
ancient blinds decorated the windows. Solo imagined that behind those curtains
lived old, old people who were waiting for the inevitable death of their buildings
as yet another shipping warehouse was put up on the valuable land.
The thoughts of
death both annoyed and troubled Napoleon Solo. This was no time for mental
maundering. He suspected the one lighted brownstone was their target. Illya
might be there.
“Perhaps you should
make a check of your forces, Mr. Solo,” Waverly suggested.
“Good idea.”
Solo pulled in to
the curb, lifted a mike from its dashboard prongs. He depressed a stud. “This
is task force leader to first station. Please report.”
Solo had split his
half dozen operatives–the best men available for local duty–into two-man teams.
The first of these
operatives reported now:
“First station to
task force leader. We’ve been in position for an hour and a half right behind
Number 47. There’s a small fenced yard out there. That’s where we are. Right
behind the fence is an eight foot drop to the river. No sign of a dock or a
pier. If anybody’s inside, they’ve been there since before the phone call,
over.”
Solo called the
next station, two men on the roofs of an adjoing brownstone. The report was the
same. So it was with the last two operatives on duty somewhere on this very
street, crouched in doorways or truck bays where Solo couldn’t see them.
Number 47 was
indeed the brownstone where a light gleamed feebly behind second-floor blinds.
No one had gone in or come out recently. He cautioned the teams to remain alert
for his signal and snapped off the mike. “What time is it, sir?” Solo asked,
busy checking his long-muzzle pistol.
Mr. Waverly
consulted his big platinum wristwatch. “Twenty-seven minutes past three.”
“And we’re to be
there at three-thirty on the dot.”
Mr. Waverly nodded.
He stroked his long upper lip a moment as he studied the front of the lighted
building. The drifting fog made it look insubstantial, like something out of a
nightmare.
“I really wonder
now whether Mr. Kuryakin is in there,” he said.
Solo swung round on
the seat, his eyebrow hooking up. “Sir, I assumed you believed–”
“–that Mr. Dantez
Edmonds is a man of his word? Nonsense, Mr. Solo. What evidence will support
this? All we had was a series of phone calls, the most recent shortly before
midnight this evening, confirming arrangements for the transfer of this rather
large sum of money.”
Mr. Waverly patted
an unusually thick attache case resting by his left leg. “We are taking
Edmonds’ word that he has smuggled Mr. Kuryakin into New York and into this
house. Personally, if I were Edmonds, I would do no such thing. It’s too easy
for the other side to suspect a trap and prepare for it, as we have done.”
Mr. Waverly’s
gesture was meant to indicate the various teams of operatives stationed around
the brownstone. He went on:
“I have proceeded
with our phase of the negotiations as though I were a simple, trusting soul who
swallowed every word Edmonds put forth. There are really two unknowns in the
equation, Mr. Solo. First, is Edmonds inside that house as he promised he would
be? If there is even a remote chance that he is, we must play the fools and try
to trap him. The second unknown is simply that Dantez Edmonds is quite mad.”
“I still say THRUSH
wouldn’t trust a crazy man to–”
“Mad, Mr. Solo, on
the subject of personal revenge.” Waverly tapped his chest. “He wants me. Shall
we satisfy him?” With a dour smile, he hefted the attache case and stepped out
the car.
Solo caught up with
him, conscious of the eerie way in which their footsteps clacked on the damp
street. Carefully Solo reached into his pocket. He adjusted the calibrations of
his rod-shaped communicator by feel alone. The communicator was now set so that
a touch of one of its signal studs would immediately start the little
transmitter broadcasting to the communicators carried by the two-man teams.
They’d come on the double.
“In other words,
sir,” Solo said as he followed Waverly up the brownstone steps, “You feel there
is a good possibility that Illya is really dead.”
“At very least, I
would wager he is not here,” Waverly replied. “I don’t want to sound ruthless.
But this is a matter of plain fact. The most important thing to U.N.C.L.E. now
is the capture of Dantez Edmonds, and putting an end to his activities with
those infected monkeys. Surely the recent riots and the mounting war tensions
in Purjipur indicate the urgency of–oh, here we are.”
They had arrived at
the top of the steps. Waverly reached out and twisted the bell-key. Somewhere
far back on the brownstone, a bell jangled.
The pit of Napoleon
Solo’s stomach felt leaden. Well, Waverly had only confirmed what he’d
suspected ever since the first ransom message came in from Edmonds a couple of
days ago. Illya was dead, and this was an elaborate shadow-play designed to
bring Waverly into Edmonds’ hands.
Once more Waverly
tried the bell. No one came to answer. Finally Solo eased around past his
chief, touched the door handle. He pushed the door inward and stepped away from
it.
“All appears in
order,” Mr. Waverly said in an overly loud voice.
Before Solo could
stop him, he was inside. Napoleon Solo went after him, pistol up. The foyer was
practically pit-black. A single light bulb gleamed high up at the head of the
second landing, revealing a staircase littered with pieces of old packing crate.
A sour smell of garbage floated in the air. Solo glided forward, testing every
step.
Suddenly a voice
crackled out of the black at his elbow: “Gentlemen, welcome to you. This of
course is your host–”
“Edmonds?” Waverly
snapped. “Where the devil are you?”
“My voice is coming
to you through an amplifier hooked into the old speaking tubes of this former
apartment building,” the faintly effeminate voice continued. “As you pass up
the staircase, an electronic device will check to make sure there are no more than
two present. It would not be safe for more than two of you to attempt to climb
the stairs, be assured of that. You will find me waiting in the rear room of
the second floor. We will finish our transactions there, and Mr. Kuryakin will
be turned over to you.”
Listening to the
tinny voice, Solo whispered under his breath, “Liar.”
“I have the money
Edmonds.” Alexander Waverly hefted the attache case.
There was silence.
A big liner hooted,
going down the Hudson on the river outside the building. Mr. Waverly sighed and
glanced over his shoulder. “Nothing for it, Mr. Solo. Second floor rear?”
Briskly Waverly
started upward, swinging the case and whistling under his breath.
Solo climbed after
him, watching in fascination as the case waggled back and forth in Mr.
Waverly’s hand. His chief was almost jaunty, carrying a hundred thousand
dollars in tens and twenties.
That money had been
the subject of Edmonds second-to-last phone call to headquarters . During the
final call tonight, Edmonds had finally given them the rendezvous address, and
Napoleon Solo had rushed to get his two-man teams in place.
Swinging the case,
Mr. Waverly reached the landing. There he paused until Solo caught up. Side by
side, they moved toward the rear, and a door with paint peeling from it. At the
door they paused again. Mr. Waverly reached out with his left hand, turned the
knob. The door squeaked open.
The two men looked
into a plain, unfurnished room from which even the carpeting had been stripped.
The room was quite bright, lit by a bulb of several hundred watts dangling from
a cord. Mr. Waverly shrugged and stepped inside.
The hair on the
back of Solo’s neck itched furiously. His long-muzzle pistol gripped tight in
his right hand, he edged in after his chief.
Waverly looked
around and raised an eyebrow. “Not a soul here. Edmonds is–”
The voice crackled
again from hidden speakers: “I am now coming to you courtesy of an amplifier
system which is connected with another room in this building. But I do have a
little reception committee for you–”
And Edmonds
dissolved into a wild cackling as a panel at waist height in the wall sprang
open with a bang.
“And I for you,”
snapped Waverly, bringing up the attache case. His thumb pressed the handle. He
threw the case into the opening in the wall.
“Back,
Mr. Solo!” Waverly cried and crashed against Solo,
bowling him into the opposite wall. With a thunderous explosion and a puff of
acrid smoke, the attache case blew up inside the opening.
Something small,
furry, chittering had been leaping out of that opening at the moment the
attache case whizzed by, the moment just before the explosion. Or had it been
several somethings?
Solo was dazed. He
leaned against the wall. It took him a few seconds to interpret what his senses
had taken in–a half dozen monkeys spilling out of the secret opening. Solo
glanced around. He counted one, two, three, four monkey corpses.
“So there wasn’t
any money in that case,” he breathed.
“Not a cent, Mr.
Solo. Only explosives. Alert your teams.”
For one wild
moment, Napoleon Solo had been afraid that the plague-monkeys were loose around
them. It was difficult to see because of the smoke billowing from the hole in
the wall. He was relieved to know that Waverly’s careful planning and quick
thinking had taken care of the little beasts.
Solo whipped out
his pocket communicator. He hit the appropriate stud, let the signal broadcast
for perhaps ten seconds. Then he switched onto a speech Channel. “This is task
force leader to all stations. Seal off all exits. Dantez Edmonds is somewhere in
the building. He–”
“Correction,”
rattled the hideously familiar voice from the hidden loudspeakers. “Dantez
Edmonds is fifteen miles out past Long Island Sound, and monitoring what is
happening there by special long-distance electronic equipment provided on this
THRUSH powerboat. Very clever of you to come armed Alexander. Though not
entirely unexpected, I assure you.”
“You had no
intention of ransoming Mr. Kuryakin,” Waverly thundered back.
“Of course I
didn’t. I am surprised you came this far.”
“I thought perhaps
we might trap you.” As usual, Waverly sounded calm, even phlegmatic, in the
midst of difficulties. “It appears I was mistaken.”
“And you put those
diseased monkeys behind that secret panel,” Solo shouted. “Where’s Illya? Still
in Purjipur?”
“My
God!” Mr. Waverly cried suddenly.
Napoleon Solo
whirled. Wide-eyed, Mr. Waverly was staring down at the floor. One of the
pestilential monkeys had survived after all. Chittering and hopping, it was
backing away from Alexander Waverly’s left trouser cuff, retreating into the
thick smoke.
Waverly’s cuff was
ripped, torn as though savagely bitten. Solo’s hand went out to his chief’s
arm. “Sir, did the thing –?”
“Yes, Mr. Solo.”
Waverly turned ashen. “I didn’t see it. All of a sudden there it was, sinking
its filthy little teeth in me.”
“What’s that I
hear?” Edmonds cracked over the amplifier. “Have you met one of my little
darlings after all? Splendid! One can do the job as neatly as six.”
Horrified, Solo
kneeled as Mr. Waverly gingerly pulled up his trouser leg. Solo drew in a raw
breath. The monkey’s teeth had pierced the flesh. Already the little half-moon
row of wounds was beginning to mottle, turn dark. Solo spun around, spied the
monkey capering in a corner, almost obscured by the smoke. Solo aimed once and
shot it to death.
Abruptly Mr.
Waverly gasped, seized Napoleon’s shoulder. “Help me, Mr. Solo. My leg’s like
jelly–” He went down, hitting his head hard on the floor before Solo could
catch him.
Louder and louder,
Edmonds laughter boiled up. It filled the room, bounced off the walls.
Somewhere in the old brownstone footsteps rang out as Solo’s two-man teams
penetrated, coming too late.
Solo continued to
stare down at Alexander Waverly’s exposed leg. The wound was just above the top
of Mr. Waverly’s calf-length sock. A three-inch patch of flesh around the wound
was beginning to turn scaly black-purple, beginning to shine with little poisonous
beads of moisture.
Waverly moaned. Standing helpless and enraged with Edmonds’ laughter thundering from miles away, Solo thought, God help us, the plague germ’s in him–And there’s no antidote.
ACT IV: DEATH’S JUNGLE RENDEVOUS
As he confronted
the tiger in the dawn-lit clearing, Illya Kuryakin found it somewhat difficult
to sound very coherent.
Indra Bal’s
golden-amber skin had turned even more pale. “Don’t make any sudden movements.
Normally he wouldn’t turn on us, but we disturbed him finishing his meal. He’s
angry.”
As if to reinforce
this point, the tiger opened its huge wet red maw and let out an extremely
sinister kind of combination belch and growl. It dug the great claws of its
forefeet into the ground, scribing vicious little parallel channels to indicate
its mounting wrath.
“Let’s try backing
up,” Illya whispered. “Very slowly, a step at a time.”
“Get your gun
ready,” Indra replied.
She reached out
slowly, her eyes never leaving those of the tiger. She caught his free hand.
When she squeezed his fingers, Illya moved his right foot backward, at the same
time Indra sidestepped around the half-eaten carcass.
What bothered Illya
more than anything else was the stopping power of the stolen THRUSH pistol. He
wasn’t sure at all that the caliber was heavy enough to be effective.
The tiger dug its
claws in deeper in the earth. A silky ripple went down its flanks, as though
its muscles were readying.
Squeeze. Indra’s hand constricted on his again. They took another backward
step.
Illya’s forehead
ran with sweat. The gun felt ludicrously small and ineffectual in his hand. The
tiger’s big yellow eyes shone like a pair of moons as it regarded the two of
them with open dislike.
Squeeze.
They took one more step backwards.
Squeeze. Another.
After a total of
five steps, the tiger still hadn’t moved. Illya was beginning to feel things
were going swimmingly. Besides, they could hardly get worse. Illya squeezed
again and he stepped backwards straight into a shallow depression. Off balance,
he flailed. He tried to right himself, couldn’t. As he fell, his trigger finger
constricted.
The pistol
thundered.
Illya was down on
his back. Startled by the gunshot, the tiger roared and leaped. It came
straight at him, a striped blur of black and gold. Desperately he rolled to one
side. Indra screamed in terror.
The tiger hit the
ground where he’d been a moment ago. One of its flaying claws ripped his
clothing over his ribs, bringing excruciating pain. The tiger lunged around so
that its head was quite close to Illya’s. The immense jaws went open. The huge
saber-like fangs glistened with slaver. The monstrous eyes glared. A raw,
fleshy stench poured out of the mouth.
Down came the
mighty head, the jaws closing, flashing at Illya’s throat. Illya jerked his gun
hand up, aimed into the tiger’s open jaws and fired, fired, fired again.
The first bullets
drove the tiger back. Illya had time to scramble up. The animal had tremendous
stamina. It came at him again, even though its jaws were foaming with blood.
Illya felt a
sudden, flashing twinge of intense pity for the great, proud animal. At the
moment he realized he was going to have to kill it, he felt bitterly sorry. His
hand shook a little as he aimed again from a standing position. He fired the
rest of the ammunition at the tiger’s head.
With a roar and a
thud, the dying beast hit the ground. Its growls grew weaker every moment,
Illya turned away, shaking his head. He caught Indra’s hand and pulled her
against him. She was shuddering violently. His own hand was none too steady as
he headed her toward the trees, wanting to leave the awful, blood-drenched
clearing behind.
He stroked her hair
as they staggered along. Indra said: “I don’t know where we are. I don’t know
where, I don’t know.”
“We’ll find our
way.”
“How? How?”
There was only one
answer, futile as it might sound: “By walking.”
Illya and Indra
wandered lost and feverish in the rain forest for the better of three days.
Fortunately there were no more harrowing incidents with animals, and no further
encounters with THRUSH troops. In one of his more lucid moments, Illya realized
that Dantez Edmonds’ associates must have decided that pursuit was unnecessary,
that the fugitives would probably die in the jungle.
Toward sundown of
the third day they stumbled onto a little river trading station run by an old
Englishman left over from the colonial days. He had a shortwave radio. Using
it, a dazed, almost incoherent Illya Kuryakin called New York and contacted
Napoleon Solo.
After their
exchange of startled, surprised greetings–“You’re alive!” “Of course.” “But I
thought you–” –Illya learned the grim news.
Mr. Waverly had
been bitten by one of Edmonds’ plague-monkeys. He was hovering on the edge of
death while U.N.C.L.E. research men labored on a crash basis to try to isolate
and process an antidotal serum.
Edmonds had
disappeared from the New York area. He was presumed heading back for Asia,
where war was about to erupt on Purjipur’s border.
Illya gave Solo the
approximate coordinates of Edmonds’ jungle headquarters. The old trader was
familiar with the primitive jungle back roads, and with the air of an old
tattered map, was able to help Illya isolate the probable location, based upon
Illya’s recollection of the configuration of the road he’d followed in
escaping.
Illya relayed all
the information to Solo, who promised to hop an U.N.C.L.E. plane for Purjipur
and close in. But Illya didn’t hear that part. He’d fainted.
The old trader
stood over him, wringing his hands and scratching his beard. Indra Bal
hurriedly inquired whether the station’s first aid kit contained any
antibiotics, specifically sulfa. Fortunately for Illya, it did.
The old Trader’s
name was P.C. Pfolkerstone. He harrumphed when he spoke. “Are you there, sir? I
say my good fellow, can you hear me? Are you there?”
With his pocket
communicator close to his mouth, Napoleon Solo barked back, “I’m here. What
happened?”
“Tube failure.
Deuced lucky I had a spare. Trust I’m coming through now?”
“Finally,” Solo
breathed. “I’ve been calling for an hour.”
And so he had,
seated there by the oval window in the lonely gloom of the U.N.C.L.E. jet which
had whisked him out of Manhattan hours ago.
A thin rind of moon
gleamed against the double solex glass. Below were coastal lights, and the
wavering parallelism of waves foam-topped and moon drenched on the Indian
Ocean. They had refueled twice already on the flight.
An hour or so ago,
the little trading station with which Solo had been in communication for nearly
the entire journey had blacked out. Fortunately the difficulty was now
repaired.
Solo felt relieved.
But he still experienced the incredible weight of the pressures on him: doubt
about Illya’s condition; uncertainty as to whether the agents whom his signal
had alerted in Purjipur’s capital city could indeed find Edmonds’ headquarters
once they got into the jungle. What gnawed on Solo most of all was the
desperate knowledge that Mr. Waverly was sinking deeper into a coma with every
hour that passed.
Solo remembered the
scene vividly. Lying there in the hospital room in New York, cheeks white as
the tile of the walls, Mr. Waverly seemed at rest. But the poisons were
coursing through his body. His skin was blotching over wider and wider areas.
His stamina was tremendous for a man his age, but Solo doubted that he could
hang on much longer.
P.C. Pfolkerstone
broke into the silence. “Mr. Solo? Your friend’s coming round. Let me feel his
forehead.”
A lengthy pause.
“Splendid! The
antibiotic’s taking effect. His fever’s down.” Another pause, and a confusion
of voices over scratchy interference. Then the garrulous voiced trader again:
“He’s up. He shouldn’t be, but he wants to talk with you–”
“Napoleon?” That
was Illya, hollow-sounding over the distance.
Alone in the jet’s
cabin, Napoleon Solo had the eerie feeling that he was lost in some limbo,
conversing with a dead soul. He shook his head. The pressure at his temples
continued without letup.
He reminded himself
that he was on the last leg now. He was headed into Purjipur’s capital in a
desperate final attempt to locate and stop Dantez Edmonds.
He already knew the
perilous situation in the country over which the jet was ghosting like a
moon-washed metal bird. Armies poised at the borders. Plague in the villages
and towns. Civil strife spreading. And worse to come, if Edmonds couldn’t be
caught, and unmasked, and the hand of Thrush checked.
Solo dragged
himself out of his fatigued lethargy to answer Illya: “I’m here. You were the
one I wasn’t sure about.”
“I feel quite a bit
better now, thanks. Mr. Bal’s niece isn’t awake, though. I’m afraid we’ll have
to get her to a hospital quickly. Mr. Pfolkerstone and I are trying to work
something out. He’s a nice old chap. We got acquainted while I was raving out of
my head and trying to radio you the first time–” Illya still sounded a bit
dazed. Solo cut in on him sharply:
“Illya, Mr.
Waverly’s dying.’
A sharp intake of
breath, barely audible over the static. “No change then?”
“I was in contact
with New York just before Pfolkerstone’s radio came back on. No change. The
entire organization’s on a twenty-four hour crash alert. The tech people at the
Isle de Mal think they can isolate the plague antidote. But whether they can do
it in time, that’s the question. They didn’t do any developmental work on the
remedy because they had no intention of turning the strain over to U.N.C.L.E.
Operations for use.”
“What do you plan,
Napoleon?”
“We’ll land at the
airfield in the capital. It’s in the middle of the riot district but the local
station has managed to wheedle a company of militia so we’ll get down okay. The
men I’ve got waiting will have trucks. We’ll head into the jungle more or less
along the lines you laid down earlier. Try to locate Edmonds’ jungle
headquarters and surround–”
Just then, Napoleon
Solo’s neck crawled.
For the past
several moments the door to the flight deck had been open, leaking a thin
pencil of light onto the wine colored carpet of the cabin. A strange
citrus-like aroma drifted out of the crack in the doorway. With a start Solo
realized that someone had come into the cabin and was standing just a few feet
away near the bulkhead, listening intently.
Solo glanced up,
trying not to show how startled he was. The man in the shadows spoke: “there
won’t be any trouble finding Mr. Edmonds’ headquarters, Solo. None at all.”
The man’s voice had
a flat, impersonal quality. Solo forced a laugh. He shifted in his seat ever so
slightly moving his right hand near the pocket where he kept his long-muzzle
pistol. He let his pocket communicator fall.
The cabin air
ventilators whistled. The jets echoed their keening. The moon flashed and
flared off the oval windows.
“Time for a
stretch, Rickley?” Solo wanted to know.
“Time for a little
more than that. Solo.”
Solo clicked his
tongue. “Um. Is your co-pilot handling the aircraft now?”
“The automatic
pilot is handling the aircraft, Solo,” said the pilot. He was a tall, rangy
individual with a saturnine face. Suddenly the man’s right hand shifted
forward. “That lemon tang you smell is a little gas capsule.”
Rickley’s right
hand came all the way out into a beam of moonlight. The massive .45 automatic
shone deadly-blue and heavy in it.
Solo shifted again,
his right hand dropping closer to his pocket. His communicator hit the carpet
and rolled. Like a midget voice muffled inside a box, Illya’s voice grew faint:
“Napoleon? Napoleon! Mr. Pfolkerstone, I’m afraid
there’s something wrong with–”
Rickley slid his
left foot forward and stamped down on the communicator, smashing it.
Solo’s face was
angry. “You’ve been an U.N.C.L.E. pilot for years.’
“Seven years to be
exact. I was trained and dropped into position by THRUSH a good deal before
that.” Rickley smiled. He had rather large, yellowed teeth. “There’s always a
time for the double to surface, Solo. That’s why we go to ground in the first
place. Mr. Edmonds got a cable from THRUSH Central. They monitored your traffic
with Kuryakin in Manhattan before we took off. I was given the order to surface
and stop you. I didn’t draw this flight. The regular pilot–
“Rickley shrugged.
“They’ll find him knifed in the hangar, I suppose. No harm done. He was a
bachelor.”
Rickley’s horse
teeth shone moist and hideous as he added, “I gave the co-pilot a lethal dose
of gas. You won’t get quite that much. We’re diverting to a field in the
jungle. Mr. Edmonds will be there to welcome you.”
Unwinding, Napoleon
Solo was out of the aisle seat and charging. His free fist blurred for
Rickley’s belly while his other hand fumbled to bring the pistol into position.
Rickley took a chance and fired in the pressurized cabin.
The bullet slammed
Solo’s wrist. He let out a cry. The slug went cha-chunk
as it plowed into the thick upholstery of one of the nearby seats.
Blood sprayed from
Solo’s wrist, slicking his gun butt. He accidentally dropped the pistol when he
was still a foot or so from Rickley. The pilot’s protruding teeth glared in the
moonlight filtering through the window as Solo hit out at him.
The man backed away
suddenly, absorbing only a fraction of the power of Solo’s punch. Solo lunged
on by, spinning in the aisle. His wrist hurt hellishly where the bullet had
nicked bone.
From behind,
Rickley chopped down. The .45 barrel hit like a streak of fire across Solo’s
neck. He plowed the carpet on his face.
He tried to roll
over on his back. From high above, grinning, Rickley shoved the .45 into the
belt of his flight suit. He pulled a pale gray football-shaped capsule from his
pocket, cracked it with his thumb.
“This’ll keep you
from waking up and causing trouble every half hour.”
Little gray-yellow
whorls of gas leaked from cracks in the capsule. Rickley dropped it straight at
Solo’s face.
Rickley covered his
mouth with one whipping motion of his hand. He jumped over Solo and backed
toward the rear of the compartment. Solo struggled, cursed, tried to sit up.
His arms and legs were already soggy. The citrus smell gagged him as the
capsule plopped onto his chest and fumed.
He tried to roll
away from it, growing more feeble every second. The odor of lemon grove rose up
around him, and drowned him in darkness.
The wrist which had
been shot was bandaged. Napoleon Solo could smell the unguent, feel the chafe
of the tightly-taped gauze around flesh and bone. He was dizzy. He tried to
open his eyes, managed after a moment. His face wrenched into a pattern of
horror and disbelief.
They’d hung him up.
By iron manacles whose other ends were fastened to one of the crossbars at the
top of this medium-size cage of bamboo in which he was imprisoned. They’d
ripped off his shirt and coat, shoes and socks, leaving him only his trousers.
Sweat and grime smeared together on his chest.
The air was humid,
stifling. He heard rather than saw the breathing and rustling of the
rainforest. He knew he was up-country, in the Purjipur jungle.
It was difficult to
see much of anything. A powerful spotlight angling in from outside the cage
blinded him. He did hear a gnashing of truck gears, the crunch of booted feet
on earth, sounds of effort–grunts, curses and a soft undercurrent of commotion,
as of vast stirrings out there beyond the glaring periphery of the spotlight.
“Good evening,
Solo. How do you like our little arrangement?”
Solo’s tongue felt
thick. The tips of his toes barely touched the bottom of the cage. Already his
shoulder sockets were fiery with pain.
The voice blurred
on, men laughing coarsely somewhere behind it: “This is our Purjipur station.
We use this outdoor cage for testing our little beasts. We also incarcerate an
occasional reluctant lower-echelon member of THRUSH. Or perhaps you aren’t aware
you have companions in there. You do seem a little dazed.”
Like a white sword
dazzling before his eyes, the searchlight was swung so that it shone into the
section of the cage directly ahead of him. Solo saw that the cage was divided
in half by a vertical steel mesh. On the other side, gibbous shadow-shapes capered
and extended their clawed fur hands toward him.
Monkeys! A pair of
black silhouettes. Plague monkeys, there on the other side of the mesh.
Solo noticed
something else. The monkeys were bloated, almost lethargic, except for the
questing movements of their forepaws. They scraped their paws against the mesh
again and again, trying to reach him.
One of the
creatures turned its head into the spotlight glare. Where its eyes should have
been, there were only slime-covered purplish patches of scabrous tissue.
Solo’s voice came
out as dry croaking; “Edmonds?”
“Of course, my
friend. Who else?”
And with a whip of
the spotlight mounted on a three-foot stanchion outside the cage, Edmonds
turned the beam around 180 degrees until it pointed at his own face.
The truck roar
continued. Men passed by carrying crates and bales. Most of them snickered or
laughed outright at Solo’s predicament. And like an actor, resplendent in his
white suit and unblemished white shoes, Dantez Edmonds postured in the circle
of light, his little wisp of goatee blowing in the fetid night wind.
“Rickley nearly
botched the job, the dolt,” Edmonds said with a grin. “But we did get you here
after all, didn’t we?
“The monkeys in
there with you are some poor devils who now and then succumb completely to the
plague-strain. No resistance. We let them die naturally. Or we use them to
discipline–but no matter. I suspect everything is clear to you. You U.N.C.L.E.
chaps are bright. Have you discovered a way to save Alexander Waverly?” Edmonds
threw back his head and guffawed. “I think not.”
“Is this routine
with the cage supposed to make me crawl, Edmonds?”
“Not at all. It’s a
little exhibition for the benefit of my men. As you may be able to see and
hear, they are working hard. Our time in Purjipur is finished. The
Parliamentary Congress issued a declaration of war against the neighboring
state at six this evening. We’re striking the camp and moving on. East Africa
next.”
Edmonds stepped
nearer the bars, almost mincing. He mopped his upper lip with the handkerchief
from his breast pocket.
“I told you I’d
kill them one by one. I have. But I have done more than that. I have shown
THRUSH Central that under my leadership, we can make our final thrust for
victory.”
Dantez Edmonds’
pale white hand gripped the bamboo bar near Napoleon Solo, constricting there.
“The plague will be rampant over three quarters of the globe in half a year.
Then how will U.N.C.L.E. contain the panic? Answer that!”
Head bursting with
pain, Napoleon Solo couldn’t. The night was turning into a chaos of sounds: men
calling to other men to get aboard. Somewhere high up against the misted stars,
Solo thought he heard the whistling scream of a squadron of jet fighter planes.
The Purjipur air force flashing toward the border to join the war?
“There’ll be others
on the way here,” Solo said. His wounded wrist burned.
“Of course,”
Edmonds answered. “I was not naive enough to believe that you were the
exclusive owner of the information which Mr. Kuryakin provided you over the
short wave. But you were the one assigned to lead the attack, Mr. Solo. Your
agents are probably still waiting for you in the capitol. Before other groups
of U.N.C.L.E. operatives can get here, we’ll be away. We really need only a few
hours and your capture has given us that. Transport planes are coming in across
Nepal this moment.
“They’ll land on
the strip where Rickley put his stolen plane down. By the time anyone shows up
to find your carcass, I’ll be flying over the Red Sea to the next country my
little darlings are going to infest for THRUSH.”
Edmonds tittered,
saliva on his lips glaring in the spotlight. Solo didn’t know what to say. Pain
tormented him. What was the use of retorting anyway? He knew he was going to
die. The best he could do now was to die with some semblance of honor and professional
calm.
A squad of THRUSH
guards marched past. Each carried two of the monkey cages.
“There go the last,
I believe,” Edmonds said, inclining his head. A call out of the dark indicated
that the last truck was loading. Edmonds sidled near the bamboo again. He
reached up toward a handle which connected with a steel rod. The rod ran across
the top of the cage. The mesh was held in place by this horizontal rod plus two
other vertical ones at either side of the cage.
“I won’t need to
remove more than the top rod, Solo. The mesh will drop sufficiently. The poor
infected creatures are mad for food, and they’ll climb across. They’ll bite you
where you hang. Stiff upper lip and all that, eh?” Edmonds’ face wrenched. “What
sloppy bosh!”
Very slowly,
Napoleon Solo said, “You can go–”
The final words
were drowned out. Edmonds let out a high-pitched, insane squeal of rage. With a
jerk he pulled the horizontal rod out of the top of the cage. The upper part of
the mesh sagged. The first of the diseased monkeys scrambled up over it, dropped
gibbering and chittering at Solo’s feet.
Off in the darkness
Edmond’s screamed with laughter. The infected monkey bared its teeth, the
monkey came scrabbling forward, now a foot from Solo’s bare toes.
Now eight inches.
Now six.
With all the
strength left in him, Solo constricted his arm muscles and jerked his legs up
into a hip position, hard against his chest.
The monkey’s
forepaw batted empty air. The swollen little beast yipped with rage. Its
companion came clambering over the mesh. The first monkey batted at Solo’s
dangling body again. Tight, tight against his chest, Solo’s leg muscles began
to ache.
In just a matter of
seconds the strain on his wrists, particularly the wounded one, became nearly
unbearable. The two monkeys kept batting the air, trying to jump up toward him.
Only their infected heaviness made it difficult for them, and kept Solo alive.
Far off in the
darkness, a voice cried out in sudden alarm. It sounded like Mr. Chandra. The
strain on Solo’s wrists was too great. A foot below, the monkeys swiped at him
more and more frantically.
Boots pounded on
the path near the cage. Hanging onto life with what little strength was left to
him, Solo realized that some new element had been injected into the hurly-burly
of the retreat from the station. Men were running, cursing. Through the steamy
dark came a sudden rip of a light machine-gun.
Over it all, like a
knife, was Edmonds’ sudden howl of anger: “It’s that filthy Kuryakin! Over there, behind that tree! Kill him, you mush-gutted
imbeciles. Kill him!”
“He’s not alone,”
Mr. Chandra bawled. “There are some men all around–”
Then pandemonium,
as more gunshots burst and the confusion of voices increased. Solo’s heart was
thudding with wild, crazy relief.
He didn’t know how
Illya could be here, except under the guidance of the old trader. Pfolkerstone.
He only knew he heard the name, and he yelled it with the last burst of power
left in his lungs: “Illya? Illya Kuryakin! Somebody! This is Solo. In the cage
with the spotlight!”
Hearing him cry
out, the monkeys below grew even more angered. Solo’s body was unbending at the
waist despite his best efforts. He let out a guttural cry of agony, trying to
pull his legs back up once again. But he was too bone weary.
Slowly, slowly, his
knees dropped level with his bare stomach. His feet were actually shaking from
the strain. He felt the furry paw of one of the monkeys scrape across the sole
of his foot as it lowered toward their white-slavering jaws. There was nothing
he could do. His muscles had given out–
Stuttering, a
machine pistol exploded out past the spotlight. There was a dull platt below, then another. Bullets beat into the bodies of
the monkeys. They flopped over like grotesque little stuffed toys, dead.
A scarecrow shadow
leaped toward the cage. The man who had done the shooting raced in front of the
spotlight. “Napoleon? Napoleon. Is that you?”
Gingerly Solo
unbent, uttering a long sigh as the weight of his body came down ay last on the
tips of his toes. A bone creaked and popped at the sudden unbending. He was
back in the hanging position, arms still locked in the manacles over his head.
“It isn’t the
daring young man on the you-know-what, Illya. Get me out of here.”
Illya turned the
spotlight so it shone on Solo’s face and upper arms. “Manacles. I don’t see any
way to unlock–wait.”
He ran forward, his
weapon cradled in the crook of his arm. Keys jangled. “These must do it.”
Illya pulled the
ring off a small nail driven into the outside of one of the uprights. Quickly
he stepped through the bamboo door hinged with rope. His face was pale,
unhealthy, the eyes circled with deep purplish rings of fatigue. Solo sucked in
deep draughts of air as Illya reached up to fit the key in the left manacle.
In a moment the
steel circlet snapped open. Solo let out a gasp. He rocked all the way down
onto the soles of his feet.
“Blessed relief, as
they say in the headache commercials. How the devil did you get here?”
“With the
assistance of my friend the trader, naturally.”
“You look like the
proverbial walking death.”
Illya’s smile was
humorless. “Actually I’m being kept alive by drugs.”
Out in the darkness
headlight beams flashed and heavy truck motors roared.
“Edmonds and crew–”
Solo swung swiftly
toward the cage door.
Illya clapped a
hand on his shoulder.
“Easy, my friend.
There are enough of us to take care of them. One full ‘copter load from the
capitol came in half an hour ago to get into position. Another landed on the
strip two minutes ago. Pfolkerstone and I flashed beams to show them the way.
He’s an old warhorse.”
“How did you get
here?” Solo blurted. “I mean, how did you know–”
“Time for that
later.”
Illya unlocked the
other cuff. Solo threw the steel manacles away, trying to chafe some life back
into his tingling lower arms. All at once he felt dizzy.
Illya said
something about going back to direct the activities of his men. He started
through the cage door ahead of Solo. Out of the dark, screaming his hate, came
Mr. Chandra.
Chandra’s turban
was awry. A great glittering kris knife was locked by
its hilt in both his shaking hands.
Men down the path
shouted for Chandra to stop. Evidently he’d seen Illya and Solo emerging from
the cage and decided to spend what life he had left taking revenge against the
people who had upset his master’s plotting.
Illya whipped his
head up as the kris sliced the air straight for his neck. Chandra charged in,
amber face distorted and foam-lipped with fury.
“Get down!” Solo
gave Illya the shove in the small of the back that saved his life.
Illya Kuryakin
sprawled. The kris flew past the spot where his neck had been. Its tip nicked
Solo’s chin. He jerked back, stumbled against the cage bars. All over the
station guns were blasting, men were shouting.
Chandra shook his
head like some enraged animal. He came charging in at Solo again, kris
slash-slashing back and forth through the air. Solo was caught up against the
cage. Slash-slash, the blade arced at his face–
Diving, Solo rolled
over. He seized Illya’s machine pistol from the dazed agent’s hands. Illya
fought feebly, not really understanding what was happening as Napoleon Solo
rolled away again.
Chandra was
directly over him now, the kris held back over his head. Chandra let out a
scream of anger and brought the blade flashing over and down in the split
second that Solo got braced into position on his back and left elbow and let
loose with the machine pistol.
Twisting, literally
jumping from the impact of the bullets, Mr. Chandra crashed back inside the
cage. Bullet holes sewed dark red little periods across the soiled bosom of his
long linen coat. Dying on his feet, he disappeared into the cage’s gloom-thick
interior.
“Here’s a hand,”
Solo panted, stumbling up. Illya Kuryakin didn’t take it.
Solo stared down
past his fingertips, saw a scarlet seep spreading under Illya’s hair. Quickly
he knelt. He inserted his fingers between head and ground, discovered the
medium sized rock protruding up from the earth. Illya’s skull had crashed
against it.
He’s got to have help.
Solo started to run
into the darkness. He bumped into men who seized him, spun him around before he
could raise his machine pistol. A hand came chopping at his throat, was pulled
away suddenly.
“Hey! This is a
Section II man! Solo, isn’t it?”
“Right. Kuryakin’s
lying over by that light. He needs medical aid. He smashed the back of his
head.”
One of the three
U.N.C.L.E. operatives in the group rapped out an order: “You go find
Pfolkerstone, Miller. He should be over by the landing strip. I think he
fetched his medical kit along. Maybe he can give–”
Suddenly a double
beam of light washed over them. An engine growled. Solo whipped around,
realizing he’d encountered the group right at the edge of a curving road from
the motor pool.
The road arrowed
toward the jungle. It was in this direction that the heavy, stake-bed truck was
racing now, whipping past them in a rush of fumes and screaming heavy-duty
tires.
As the truck went
by Solo saw a sweat-dripping face limned at the window on the driver’s side.
Feverish eyes, a wind-whipped wisp of goatee–all this registered in split
seconds. Solo remembered pictures he’d seen.
Dantez Edmonds.
Solo hurled himself
at the truck, leaped into the air as it careened around a bend. His right hand
caught the rim of the open window, then his left. He hung from the side of the
speeding truck as Edmonds shrieked and pounded at his fingers with a free fist.
The truck swerved
from side to side. Solo heard a fiendish chittering of monkeys from the back.
Edmonds beat at his hands furiously. Then abruptly, he stopped. Solo knew he
was going to fall off. The truck was picking up speed, hurtling ahead to the
point where two concrete barracks buildings flanked the road. Beyond them lay
rain forest.
Edmonds drove with
his left hand, bringing his right up and over. The muzzle of a pistol pointed
through the window at Solo’s face.
Edmonds screamed
obscenities as he tightened his finger on the trigger. Solo let loose with his
right hand, drove a feeble punch up through the window, felt it graze Edmonds’
head.
Edmonds shrieked,
fired. The bullet hit the upper edge of the open window, spanged away
harmlessly as Solo dropped off and hit the earth with jarring force, rolling
over and over. He tried to rise. Blackness swam at the edges of his eyes. There
was a red thunder–
Solo twisted
around. A fireball gouted up from the truck’s hood. Edmonds had gone out of
control, rammed the truck into one of the concrete blockhouses, probably as a
result of Solo’s punch. Edmonds’ spindly figure came tumbling out of the cab.
From the truck’s
telescoped rear stake-bed, monkeys jumped chittering as their stacked up cages
crumpled and burst. Edmonds went to one knee, his hair smoldering. He sawed the
air with supple-fingered hands, like a demented symphonic conductor, trying to
fend off the animals.
The first of the
monkeys leaped in past his guard, went for his exposed neck and bit. Others,
crazed like the first, darted in and bit for his hands. The monkeys crowded
around Dantez Edmonds, chittering, chittering, biting, biting–
There was a single
inhuman scream. Then there was silence.
The monkeys
continued to crawl over the body, worrying it. Sickened, Napoleon Solo turned
away. He went staggering into the pandemonium to round up the U.N.C.L.E. agents
and organize them.
He met one of them
near the motor pool. The man was grinning and holding a rifle on three
Thrushmen who stood with hands raised over their heads. The gunfire was
diminishing.
Solo opened his mouth to greet the other agent. He wanted to find out whether Illya had been turned over to the trader for first aid. Before he could utter so much as a single syllable, Purjipur and all the rest of the earth went into a spin, and he blacked out.
FOUR
Ice tinkled gently
in the tall frosted glass in Napoleon Solo’s right hand. Wearing an immaculate
jacket and slacks and seated in a high-backed bamboo chair in the
air-conditioned hotel cocktail lounge, he looked only a little worse for wear.
His wrist displayed
a thick bandage. There were smaller pieces of bandage at various places on his
face. But he managed to smile.
“You look very
fetching for a girl who went through all that you did,” he said.
Across from him,
very fetching indeed in a pale frock of lime-colored linen, Indra Bal smiled
wanly in return.
Past her shoulder
Solo could see through the slatted blinds of the lounge into a sun-drenched
street of Purjipur’s capitol. A tank rumbled by. Another. But slowly. In the
past forty-eight hours since Solo wakened in the hospital helicopter, the
plague attacks had dropped off sharply.
Most of the
infected monkeys had disappeared into the rain forest. Hospitals were caring
for the dying and hoping for word from the U.S. The war had blown itself out,
once Solo and Illya had exposed THRUSH’s calculated role in it. A search back
at the jungle post had revealed files outlining the whole THRUSH plot.
“So I look
fetching, do I?” Indra answered tartly. “I wonder if I should accept that
compliment.”
“Why not?”
“Out here, men like
you are sometimes called colonialists. Not to be trusted.”
“Rubbish! That’s an
idea spread by THRUSH malcontents. What I want for the moment is peace, more
peace, and plenty of quiet.” Solo lifted his glass. “Drink to that?”
“I’m ashamed of
myself, Napoleon.”
“In heaven’s name
why?”
“Trying to joke
with you. This is really not the time for it. Your chief is–”
“Yes.” Solo’s face
turned grave. He sighed, “Forgive me. It’s just that if I think about Mr.
Waverly still lying there in the hospital, I’ll probably go stark staring–”
Suddenly there was
a rush of warm air into the purple dimness.
Illya Kuryakin came
running in. The top of his head was circled round and round with a bandage, a
sort of semi-mummy effect. He raced up to the table.
“They’ve done it!”
“You mean found the
antidote?” Solo asked.
“Exactly. The
technical people came through two hours ago. As someone remarked earlier, they
knew they could isolate the antidote if they had enough time. Well, the first
of the serum arrived at Kennedy Airport from the Isle de Mal at noon. Mr.
Waverly has just had his first injection and–”
“You’ve been
talking to New York?”
“On Channel D, yes.
Mr. Waverly is responding well, I’m delighted to report.”
The tension broke.
Napoleon Solo pinched the bridge of his nose, laughing.
“The tough old
stallion. They’ll never kill him.”
“He was one of the
lucky ones,” Indra Bal said. “With the stamina to resist.”
Solo nodded. “A lot
of them just couldn’t hold on. Like Plympton,”
Illya said quietly,
“Well, our maniacal friend from the past came as close as anyone ever has to
killing Mr. Waverly.”
“And some of his
little pets are still roaming,” Solo brooded.
Indra spoke up:
“You forget. Our government’s agricultural department is recruiting special
teams of young men to beat the jungles near the villages. The monkeys are not
native to Purjipur, you know. They can be spotted very easily. And there are
only half a dozen alive. Those which are will be shot. So long as they are kept
from the cities, the worst is over.”
“And,” Illya
Kuryakin added, “there will be plane loads of the antidote on the way here
soon. All the big pharmaceutical companies are going on a crash production
schedule to manufacture it in quantity, according to the formula the Isle de
Mal technologists worked out.”
Another tank
rumbled by outside. Solo reached for his frosted glass. “Well. At last we can,
as the saying goes–” He toasted Indra. “Enjoy, enjoy!”
Illya scowled.
“Isn’t anyone going to invite me to sit down?”
Solo gave Indra a
rather wicked leer. “My dear, I was under the impression this was to be a
private party.”
Indra Bal flushed.
“I certainly wouldn’t want to be the one to spoil a friendship–”
A trace of Solo’s
old rakish grin came back as he said to Illya. “Definitely
a private party.”
“As usual.” Illya
sniffed. “Very well, Don Juan. Carry on. I promised to buy old P.C.
Pfolkerstone a toddy anyway. He’s hanging around the lobby somewhere. He said
he had plenty of anecdotes about his days as a hunting guide.”
But Illya looked as
though he didn’t precisely think the amusing anecdotes were going to be all
that amusing.
Napoleon Solo was
already turning away. “I’m sure you’ll find it very educational.”
And, slipping one
arm around Indra Bal’s shoulder, he leaned close.
THE END
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