Monday, January 25, 2010

Coming Tomorrow: Big, Big, REALLY BIG News for Bill Crider Fans!




What is it?
It's a major announcement of stupendous importance.
All I'm permitted to say right now is, It's . . .

Newer than "New" Coke.
Cooler than Quadrophonics.
Exciting as the Edsel.
Momentous as the Millenium Bug.
Wackier than Windows Vista.
Vexing as the vault of Al Capone.
And catastrophic as the comet Kohoutek.

Tune in tomorrow for this earth-shattering revelation!

7 comments:

Bill Crider said...

Okay, you really have me worried now.

ARCHAVIST said...

I'm on edge waiting for this...news?

Evan Lewis said...

Thanks for not spilling the beans, Bill!

Todd Mason said...

The Alligator People could take either of those hothouse flowers! (Getting into the true Crider-fan spirit)

Richard Robinson said...

I'm not too sure I like the catastrophic part. Just go ahead and tell us he won the lottery, and let us start celebrating!

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

If it's that he bested Warren Beatty's record, I've heard it.

Evan Lewis said...

I heard it was Warren Beatty's and Wilt Chamberlain's combined, but that ain't it.