What is it?
It's a major announcement of stupendous importance.
All I'm permitted to say right now is, It's . . .
Newer than "New" Coke.
Cooler than Quadrophonics.
Exciting as the Edsel.
Momentous as the Millenium Bug.
Wackier than Windows Vista.
Vexing as the vault of Al Capone.
And catastrophic as the comet Kohoutek.
Tune in tomorrow for this earth-shattering revelation!