Thought you'd like to see what Christmas looks like here at our humble abode in the Far Western town of Portland, Oregon.
In years past we've gone the whole hog in decorating the yard, but after the neighbors
got their panties in a bunch over the reindeer poop, we decided to cut back.
This year we settled on a simple tree, and so's not to attract undue attention,
made sure it was no more than an inch or two taller than the one in Times Square.
Still, tourists insist on stopping by for photo ops.