When I posted these Bill Crider Blog-O-Books last January, I wasn't playing fair. I didn't tell you they were 100% phony. Most of you caught on anyway, of course, but the truth is I still think these would make great books, and all Bill (or some industrious editor) would have to do is scroll through his blog and pick out the choicest bits to fill each volume. And . . . I'll be pleased to donate this classy cover art and back cover hype free of charge. What do you say, publishers? Are you ready to rumble?